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NICK THE EAGLE Coulsdon 08 Jun 15 12.17pm
I once bought my wife a large bunch of flowers, she turned to me and said "I suppose I'm going to have to open my legs for these"? I said why don't you have a vase big enough?
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NICK THE EAGLE

Coulsdon 08 Jun 15 12.17pm

I once bought my wife a large bunch of flowers, she turned to me and said "I suppose I'm going to have to open my legs for these"?

I said why don't you have a vase big enough?

Dulwichsteve (Another Girl) Another Planet 10 Jun 15 10.22am
What's wrong with people? I witnessed some disgusting behaviour on the beach at Skegness yesterday. A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of children and she hit him. Then it all kicked off. A policeman arrived and used his baton but the man grappled with the copper, got hold of the baton and hit the policeman the woman and their baby. Then a crocodile appeared and stole all the sausages. I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell
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Dulwichsteve

(Another Girl) Another Planet 10 Jun 15 10.22am

What's wrong with people?

I witnessed some disgusting behaviour on the beach at Skegness yesterday.

A man and woman were arguing in front of a load of children and she hit him. Then it all kicked off.

A policeman arrived and used his baton but the man grappled with the copper, got hold of the baton and hit the policeman the woman and their baby.

Then a crocodile appeared and stole all the sausages.

I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 13 Jun 15 10.10pm
I was stuck driving behind some guy whose number plate read G4ND 4LF. Needless to say, he didn�t let me pass. Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.
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Cannonball

High in the Ozarks. 13 Jun 15 10.10pm

I was stuck driving behind some guy whose number plate read G4ND 4LF.

Needless to say, he didn�t let me pass.

Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you.

Guntrisoft Beckenham, Kent 24 Jun 15 11.06pm
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