I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread!
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 chollis  Dingly Dell 19 May 08 5.23pm |
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I walked into the pub and the fag machine called me a cnut, but a dish of peanuts said how nice I looked. The barman explained that the fag machine was out of order and the peanuts were complimentary.
Loverman is a fcuking arsehole. |
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 bobclaridge london s.norwood 19 May 08 6.03pm |
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. Edited by bobclaridge (19 May 2008 6:03pm)
."...when two opposite points of view are expressed with equal intensity, the truth does not necessarily lie exactly halfway between them. It is possible for one side to be simply wrong." Richard Dawkins |
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| bobclaridge london s.norwood 19 May 08 6.07pm |
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"I'm off to Spain next week". "Nice.which part?" "All of me"
."...when two opposite points of view are expressed with equal intensity, the truth does not necessarily lie exactly halfway between them. It is possible for one side to be simply wrong." Richard Dawkins |
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| asquithd 60 miles, 60 miles down the San Be... 19 May 08 6.20pm |
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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge. Edited by asquithd (19 May 2008 6:20pm)
I was there 19/12/2006 |
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| Dazzling Sutton 19 May 08 7.07pm |
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A jump-lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
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| palaceeagles london 19 May 08 8.37pm |
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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 19 May 2008 4:47pm
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
they are soo good
----RED BLUE---- |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 19 May 08 10.19pm |
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I was walking down the road the other night and this bloke came up to me and said "Have you seen a policeman about?" I said "no" He said "Stick 'em up."
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 19 May 08 10.20pm |
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I went to the doctor and said, "Doctor, I keep seeing this spinning insect." He said, "It's just a bug that's going round."
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 19 May 08 10.22pm |
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I said, "Doctor, I can't say my "Fs" my "Ts" and my "Hs". He said, "You can't say fairer than that then."
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| keith bracknell 20 May 08 8.47am |
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what goes, click click, is that it? click click, is that it? stevie wonder doing a rubic`s cube.
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lanzarote ron  Lanzarote Canary Islands 20 May 08 9.48am |
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An Israeli arrives at London's Heathrow airport. As he fills out a form, the customs officer asks him; "Occupation?" The Israeli promptly replies "No, just visiting!"
Shitake mushrooms.The dirty b4stards. |
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| Dazzling Sutton 20 May 08 9.58am |
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The NHS has announced that all sperm banks in Manchester and West London will close for the next couple of days as all the w@nkers will be in Moscow.
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