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View Holmesdale Steve's Profile Holmesdale Steve Flag East Grinstead 16 Feb 10 2.44am Send a Private Message to Holmesdale Steve Add Holmesdale Steve as a friend

Brighton fans, is it true that the only way you can shag a woman is by sh1tting in her c*nt first?

 


There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot.

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 9.33am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I was driving around Brighton last week without my SatNav and found myself going up unmade roads until I got to a dead-end.

It is a common occurance for Brighton fans to go the wrong way up dirt tracks?


Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Feb 2010 1:21pm)

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View collier row eagle's Profile collier row eagle Flag romford essex via another galaxy 16 Feb 10 12.31pm Send a Private Message to collier row eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add collier row eagle as a friend

is it true that brighton fans prefer to use the brown tunnel rather than the dartford, blackwall or rotherhithe???

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 1.19pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i was playing snooker against a Brighton fan a few weeks ago. His style of play was extraordinary. After each red ball he potted, he went straight after the brown ball, not matter how difficult the pot.

Is this a particular trait of Brighton fans that you try and pot the brown at all costs ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 3.31pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Pancake Tuesday in Brighton and the tossing of pan handles will be happening for most of the evening.


Nothing new there then

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (16 Feb 2010 3:31pm)

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Feb 10 8.56pm

I've a friend in brighton who claims all his mates only like one type of soup.

all confirmed batchelors.

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Feb 10 8.59pm

Lots of Brighton fans like sailing near the caribbean.
Are all of them navigators of the windward passage?

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 16 Feb 10 9.00pm

a brighton fan collects used tampax.
are they all receivers of swollen goods?

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 10 9.56pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I am a fan of citrus fruit.

Can any Brighton followers give me some assistance on succking some plums ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View 3 Points's Profile 3 Points Flag Russian Federation 16 Feb 10 10.50pm Send a Private Message to 3 Points Add 3 Points as a friend

Since childhood my fried has wanted to drive steam trains. Recently he found a job working at a heritage museum moving goods around, however one particular manoeuvre is causing him real problems.

Could any Brighton fans give him some advice on shunting from behind?

My other friend is a keen gardener, but is ageing and finds it increasingly difficult to shovel manure.

Could any Brighton fans give him some pointers on how best to shovel s***?


I was driving my arsenal supporting friend home in the back of my car the other day and he was a real nuisance.

Do any Brighton fans know how to deal with a problematic rear seat gunner?

 


I'm the son of a bitch who named you Sue!

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Lancing BHA Flag Lancing 17 Feb 10 2.11pm

If you guys became regular stand-up comedians at Jongleurs Comedy Club, it would go into administration within a few weeks.

 

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View heff's Profile heff Flag kehlen 17 Feb 10 2.20pm Send a Private Message to heff Add heff as a friend

hmmm lancing wonder how many guys he has lanced

 


we hate brighton and hove albion. we hate brighton too ,and brighton. we hate brighton and hove albion but brighton we hate you...

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