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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 9.54pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

After the pub shut the other night we all piled down the bus station to get the bus home. Unfortunately there were not enough seats left on the bus for all of us, and a couple of the lads had to wait for the next one.
I was just wondering,Brighton fans,if any of you have ever "travelled on the other bus"?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.01pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

A fishing match for football fans was held on the south bank of the thames in Berkshire during the summer.
The Brighton team however insisted they be allowed to fish the north bank.
Tell me Brighton: do you always "fish from the other bank"?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.09pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

There`s a homeless busker who often appears in town. I always stop to watch him. He only has a drum to play on, but he is just incredible!
Can any Brighton fans tell us when they last experienced a good bum drumming?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 31 Aug 10 8.50am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

During a recent holiday near the Sussex coast,we decided to go for a leisurely hike.It was wonderful,the beautiful rolling landscape,the gently wafting breeze,fresh off the sea-awe inspiring!
One thing I noticed did, however, slightly perturb me.Many of the cow pats,sheep turds etc. had sharp objects stuck through them.
I wondered if our Brighton friends could cast any light on this practice of s**t stabbing?

Edited by lankygit (07 Jul 2011 11.39am)

 


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View kevpofcpfc's Profile kevpofcpfc Flag 31 Aug 10 8.57pm Send a Private Message to kevpofcpfc Add kevpofcpfc as a friend

Before undergoing intensive plastic surgery,a Brighton fan was writing out his will. In it he stated "when I die,I wish to be melted down and turned into plastic cups"
Why an earth would you want to do that ? asked the surgeon.
Brighton fan replied, So when I'm gone,all the boys can still get there lips around my rim.

 

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View BeatsTheEagle's Profile BeatsTheEagle Flag Sutton 31 Aug 10 11.30pm Send a Private Message to BeatsTheEagle Add BeatsTheEagle as a friend

I have just got back from a Cricket Tour of Florida.(Yes, you have read that correctly!).

We had an arrangement with an American Baseball Team to play them at both Cricket and Baseball.

However, there are 25 members in a baseball team, with 9 on the pitch at any one time. We only had 20 members in our entire squad so the american coach asked some of his lads to join us for the baseball.

It seems that Brightons reputation has crossed the pond, as a couple of their players wanted to get advice on how to 'Bat For The Other Side'!

 

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View Icepick Tony's Profile Icepick Tony Flag Chester 01 Sep 10 12.13am Send a Private Message to Icepick Tony Add Icepick Tony as a friend

Well, here it is. A mate of mine went for a drink as its his birthday coming up. He bought a round and sat at a table with some mates. Thing is, there were some drinks still on the table. After 15 or so minutes, no-one came to claim the drinks. He, along with his mates, polished off the drinks before popping off to buy some shooters.
Anyway, shortly after downing the shots the bouncers came along and threw them all out.
Brighton fans, any of you know how to deal with getting the boot after having sloppy seconds and a stiff one?

 


"They got his own song 'He's just too good for you', it's quite unbelievable but when you see it and he's facing up someone - I actually feel sorry for them, 'Cos he actually is" - Ian Holloway

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View kevpofcpfc's Profile kevpofcpfc Flag 02 Sep 10 7.06pm Send a Private Message to kevpofcpfc Add kevpofcpfc as a friend

A consortium of Brighton fans have just opened up a new attraction called Dinosaur Land.
Unfortunately it has had to be closed down after a couple of days because everyone was going home with a Mega sore arse.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 02 Sep 10 7.14pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

William Hague has a question for Brighton fans....

How to you counter accusations concerning aides when you have spent the night with a male colleague ?

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"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View Eagle Eye Billy's Profile Eagle Eye Billy Flag Coarsegold, CA 02 Sep 10 7.24pm Send a Private Message to Eagle Eye Billy Add Eagle Eye Billy as a friend

Brighton Fan - when in Tescos, at the Deli, and requiring some fresh salami, do you ask for whole or sliced? Surely sliced gives you more satisfaction as it's kind of like putting money in a money box, and building for a big poochase? (I mean purchase)..

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 03 Sep 10 5.42pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Brighton fans. Jel Holyoake has just tipped burning hot tea down his @rse crack.

He needs regular massages of vaseline and monitoring of the temperature of the burn.

Brighton fans, do you have anyone experienced in the massaging of vaseline into a man's @nus and the taking of his temperature with an internal probe ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Sep 2010 5.45pm)

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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jelholyoake Flag 03 Sep 10 6.32pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 03 Sep 2010 5.42pm

Brighton fans. Jel Holyoake has just tipped burning hot tea down his @rse crack.

He needs regular massages of vaseline and monitoring of the temperature of the burn.

Brighton fans, do you have anyone experienced in the massaging of vaseline into a man's @nus and the taking of his temperature with an internal probe ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (03 Sep 2010 5.45pm)

Ha, i'm glad you fcuked it up first time and had to edit.


 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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