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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 28 Aug 10 2.25am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i have been watching new army recruits on the parade grounds at Aldershot. One poor lad was given a right bawling because of poor posture.
Brighton fans, if you were their Drill Sergeant, how would you keep your young men erect when giving a good drilling ?

 


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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 28 Aug 2010 2.25am

i have been watching new army recruits on the parade grounds at Aldershot. One poor lad was given a right bawling because of poor posture.
Brighton fans, if you were their Drill Sergeant, how would you keep your young men erect when giving a good drilling ?



As much as it pains me to say it, you're the star of this thread, Hillbilly.

 


I know you are but what am I?

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 28 Aug 10 5.50pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Is this not Gold yet, surely it has to go Gold?

C'mon lads there are plenty more Brighton/Gay jokes/innuendos out there!

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 29 Aug 10 6.49am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I went to my East Sussex dentist for some 'Root Canal' work and a 'filling' last week. Imagine my surprise upon awakening from the general anasthetic, to find myself cable-tied face down in the dentists chair with my trousers and pants around my ankles and a sore @rse.

Brighton fans, what kind of oral work would you have prescribed ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (29 Aug 2010 8.03am)

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 29 Aug 10 12.25pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

The Editor of the Local Brighton paper (the Argus) is looking for articles from Brighton fans for next weeks issue.
Text should be sent to Hugh.Janus@theargus.co.uk

Brighton fans, how many column inches do you think you can give him ?

 


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jelholyoake Flag 29 Aug 10 7.31pm

I have a mate who lives on the Sussex borders who is mad on golf. His sticks are old now and he needs a new set. This may sound silly, but Brighton fans, where can he can find some irons?

 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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jelholyoake Flag 29 Aug 10 7.37pm

A mate of mine has just purchased a farm on the south coast and is struggling a tad. He said that clearing up the cows mess is horrible and if it isn't cleared up daily can pile up.
I can't help him in any way, but Brighton fans, have any of you had any experience in being knee deep in sh1t.

 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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jelholyoake Flag 29 Aug 10 7.41pm

A nurse friend of mine told me about a young fella who they found out was allergic to mince meat. Every time he ate this particlar food he was sick.
Medical related Brighton fans, do you know why this fella has a gag reflex when he puts a sausage in his mouth?

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When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.12am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Brighton fans:
My friends and I are putting together a multi national cricket team for a charity event.
Alas we only have ten players.
Do you know where we can find a Chinese Wicketkeeper by any chance?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.17am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Being of the shy retiring type, my mates and I are often slow off the mark at night clubs etc.
Can any Brighton fans tell me , are you "first on the dancefloor"?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.24am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

I know a bloke who runs a kids sweet themed play park,with each area connected by a series of passages.
The delivery driver left the last lot of ingredients for the goodies on sale all over the place.
Could any Brighton fans advise him on how to remove cream from the fudge tunnel?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 10.33am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

I have just bought a new computer,and I`m concerned about all my old software running on it.
Do any Brighton fans have experience of things "backwards compatible"?

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