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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 11.16am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Brighton fans, what is your favourite Led Zep album,
"In through the out door" perhaps?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 11.40am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Ive just read that a gents outfitters in Hove was recently burgled for the 4th time in 2 weeks.
Are trouser bandits common on the Sussex coast?

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Aug 10 1.31pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

My friend manages a post-room for a bank on Canary Wharf. He had to sack a colleague from Hove recently who after, several weeks still couldn't get the hang of the job.

The work was not difficult. Basically, the job entailed putting letters and parcels into the pigeon-holes for each department.

My question is Brighton fans, why do you keep on putting your packages in the wrong holes?

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Aug 10 1.50pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

An Oriental friend of mine lives in a rural part of Brighton. Whilst in his front garden at weekends, he has problems with passing agricultural vehicles splashing debris which gets onto his face.

Brighton fans, do you know the best way for removing mud from your Japs eye ?

 


cannot think of anything profound, witty, or pseudo-intellectual to put here. fck it!

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Red Card - User has been banned jelholyoake Flag 30 Aug 10 2.12pm

A friend of mine was at work drilling holes the other day and he ran out of oil for his machinery. I didn't think this would cause him any problems but he told me otherwise.
Brighton fans, can you drill holes without using lubrication?

 


When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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Red Card - User has been banned jelholyoake Flag 30 Aug 10 2.16pm

My mate has an antique shop which deals mainly in Americana. A fella brought in a stained Marshalls' star that in years gone by, would have been pinned to his leather wait coat. My mate hasn't a clue how to get it gleaming again.
My question for the Brighton fans is this; How can my mate get the brown stuff off his rusty sheriffs badge?

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When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont.

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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 2.53pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Quote ASCPFC at 30 Aug 2010 1.31pm

My friend manages a post-room for a bank on Canary Wharf. He had to sack a colleague from Hove recently who after, several weeks still couldn't get the hang of the job.

The work was not difficult. Basically, the job entailed putting letters and parcels into the pigeon-holes for each department.

My question is Brighton fans, why do you keep on putting your packages in the wrong holes?


I know exactly what you mean ASC ,a friend of mine had to sack a Brighton supporting employee from his greengrocery shop. He was always dropping the produce.In fact he was particularly prone to "fumbling Spuds".

 


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Aug 10 5.54pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

An associate of mine in the Brighton area recently employed a chimney sweep to get his stack swept.
Unfortunately a lot of debris fell during the sweeping process and covered the room, carpet and furniture in soot.

Brighton fans, have you ever had excessive fall-out when poking your rod up a chimney flue ?

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Aug 10 6.49pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Quote lankygit at 30 Aug 2010 2.53pm

Quote ASCPFC at 30 Aug 2010 1.31pm

My friend manages a post-room for a bank on Canary Wharf. He had to sack a colleague from Hove recently who after, several weeks still couldn't get the hang of the job.

The work was not difficult. Basically, the job entailed putting letters and parcels into the pigeon-holes for each department.

My question is Brighton fans, why do you keep on putting your packages in the wrong holes?


I know exactly what you mean ASC ,a friend of mine had to sack a Brighton supporting employee from his greengrocery shop. He was always dropping the produce.In fact he was particularly prone to "fumbling Spuds".


A good variation, I reckon there are still plenty left - My boss had to sack a south coast employee recently from the factory.
We make different grades of minced beef for supermarkets. One day the Brighton fan took off his trousers concealed some mince in his shorts and tried to get out of the factory through the back door to steal it. Needless to say security stopped him.


Brighton fans why do you like, mince in your shorts and taking it through the back door?

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 30 Aug 10 7.13pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Newspaper Headline: Brighton voters are undecided about who to vote for in the upcoming local elections.

Q.When sitting on the fence how do you get the splinters out of your arses?

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 9.38pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

A mate of mine is re-decorating his flat. He just wants to brighten it up a little. The problem is he is very indecisive and can`t settle on a tasteful colour scheme.

He was wondering if any Brighton fans could help out. Surely a good few of you are "good with colours".

 


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View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 30 Aug 10 9.47pm Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

I enjoy a good game of chess.Usually I employ a counter attacking, defensive gambit.For example when it comes to castling over I use the one space King side ploy. I wish to expand my game and was wondering if any Brighton fans could share their experiences of "castling on the Queens side"?

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