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GodwasJimCannon Flag 04 Mar 11 4.49pm

Is it true that Elvis was a Brighton fan? I only ask because they both like the colour pink and whilst one died taking a sh*t the other play like sh*t.

 

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Quote GodwasJimCannon at 04 Mar 2011 4.49pm

Is it true that Elvis was a Brighton fan? I only ask because they both like the colour pink and whilst one died taking a sh*t the other play like sh*t.


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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Mar 11 5.14am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Brighton fans:

What are ticket prices going to be like at your new stadium ?

i only ask, as Brighton fans always seem to get a 'bum deal'

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 19 Mar 2011 5.14am

Brighton fans:

What are ticket prices going to be like at your new stadium ?

i only ask, as Brighton fans always seem to get a 'bum deal'


Are you obsessed with this thread or are you Julian Clary trying out some new stand up material?

 

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View Kingvagabond's Profile Kingvagabond Flag London 07 Apr 11 2.23pm Send a Private Message to Kingvagabond Add Kingvagabond as a friend

My mate is now working in the circus and is struggling with his new meat blade act. Any Brighton fans want to help him out with Pork Sword Swallowing?

 


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Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am

He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........

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Quote Red'n'Blue Blood at 06 Feb 2011 11.44pm

Did you hear about the two Brighton fans who went to London?

They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.


They'll be delighted to find that it's actually a dirty great bell.

Edited by danincyp (08 Apr 2011 10.45am)

 


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Quote danincyp at 08 Apr 2011 10.44am

Quote Red'n'Blue Blood at 06 Feb 2011 11.44pm

Did you hear about the two Brighton fans who went to London?

They were REALLY pissed off when they found out Big Ben was a clock.


They'll be delighted to find that it's actually a dirty great bell.

Edited by danincyp (08 Apr 2011 10.45am)


They'll be fighting to give that a good tug

 


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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 15 Mar 2010 7.45am

Brighton fans, did watching 'Snakes on a Plane', give you the willies ?

Or did you get those from the local public toilets ?


What about "Trouser Snake On A Train" A smooth ride till he got violently shunted from the rear

 

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View serial thriller's Profile serial thriller Flag The Promised Land 15 Apr 11 4.07pm Send a Private Message to serial thriller Add serial thriller as a friend

Dear Brighton Fans,

Whilst scanning through some pictures of Falmer, I have to give you some credit; one really took me as a splendid piece of photography.

It was taken just outside the changing rooms, up to the view players will get when entering the pitch, and I must reiterate, it sent a shiver down my spine.

Question is, do you like being shot up the tunnel as much as I do?

Oh sh*t, that doesn't reflect greatly on me...

 


If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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View serial thriller's Profile serial thriller Flag The Promised Land 15 Apr 11 4.10pm Send a Private Message to serial thriller Add serial thriller as a friend

Just one more, I've also heard that of this new system of changing the colours of the seats at Falmer based on who you are playing.

For those ignorant of the science behind this, it basically involves some flourescent liquid being pumped through the seat, emitting different coloured photons and illuminating the seat.

But what are your feelings on your bottom changing colour on such a frequent basis?

 


If punk ever happened I'd be preaching the law, instead of listenin to Lydon lecture BBC4

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fubar 15 Apr 11 9.15pm

Quote fubar at 22 Mar 2010 10.18pm

Brighton fans: I'm in a bit of a hurry today, can you just tell me if you're a big bunch of benders? ta.


One year on, the question remains...

 


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fubar 15 Apr 11 9.21pm

Brighton fans, have you heard that a new species of dinosaur has been dicovered on the south downs just outside of brighton?

It's been named an arsefuctandsoraurs

 


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