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Kermit8 Hevon 25 Aug 11 7.52am
I'll let him wallow in his own poostings. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 25 Aug 11 7.52am

I'll let him wallow in his own poostings.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Piper BROMLEY 25 Aug 11 7.47pm
Letter from America... Hillary Clinton: It was all a misunderstanding! Finally, the true story as told by Hillary to world leaders... Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice. Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse. By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees. As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, "Sack my cook." And, - that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred!
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BROMLEY 25 Aug 11 7.47pm

Letter from America...

Hillary Clinton: It was all a misunderstanding!

Finally, the true story as told by Hillary to world leaders...

Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice.

The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon.

The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice.

Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef.

The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny.

By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea.

It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom.

Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse.

By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.

He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened.

As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees.

As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice,
"Sack my cook."

And, - that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred!

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Stirlingsays 25 Aug 11 8.08pm
It's not a racist joke, it's a racial joke. Proving someone a racist is far harder than calling someone one. It would be nice if the weak minded who holler 'racist' over any mention of race in any context other than a positive mode had the mental ability to recognise that they indirectly encourage a form of 'thought police'. Jim Davidson was of his time, so sorry some berks can't get over him....I believed he apologised over offence caused.I never enjoyed that 'Chalky' stuff myself. Still, the self righteous way he is treated by some on the left makes me sick. If someone isn't trying to stir hatred and apologises they should be able to move on. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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25 Aug 11 8.08pm

It's not a racist joke, it's a racial joke.
Proving someone a racist is far harder than calling someone one.
It would be nice if the weak minded who holler 'racist' over any mention of race in any context other than a positive mode had the mental ability to recognise that they indirectly encourage a form of 'thought police'.

Jim Davidson was of his time, so sorry some berks can't get over him....I believed he apologised over offence caused.I never enjoyed that 'Chalky' stuff myself. Still, the self righteous way he is treated by some on the left makes me sick. If someone isn't trying to stir hatred and apologises they should be able to move on.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Kermit8 Hevon 25 Aug 11 8.29pm
Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on". Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 25 Aug 11 8.29pm

Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife?

Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".

Big chest and massive boobs

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Stirlingsays 25 Aug 11 9.50pm
Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on". What I do know is that an apology is an apology, and that people who can't forgive and move are stunted. Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough? Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance? The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people. He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out. I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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25 Aug 11 9.50pm

Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm

Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife?

Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".

What I do know is that an apology is an apology, and that people who can't forgive and move are stunted.

Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough?

Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance?

The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people.

He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out.

I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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lankygit Lincoln 25 Aug 11 10.01pm
Let`s not forget he is a clowntown fan. That is far funnier than any "joke" he ever made. Unforgivable too. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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Lincoln 25 Aug 11 10.01pm

Let`s not forget he is a clowntown fan.
That is far funnier than any "joke" he ever made.
Unforgivable too.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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SW2Eagle London 25 Aug 11 10.06pm
Quote Stirlingsays at 25 Aug 2011 9.50pm Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on". What I do know is that an apology is an apology, and that people who can't forgive and move are stunted. Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough? Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance? The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people. He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out. I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know. An apology is an apology? How profound! Of course, Jim Davidson's well alright now, since he apparently said sorry. Piper, of course, has not apologised for any of his cringe-worthy, archaic, racially stereotyped ramblings. What an absolute knob. The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!
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London 25 Aug 11 10.06pm

Quote Stirlingsays at 25 Aug 2011 9.50pm

Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm

Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife?

Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".

What I do know is that an apology is an apology, and that people who can't forgive and move are stunted.

Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough?

Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance?

He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out.

I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know.

An apology is an apology? How profound! Of course, Jim Davidson's well alright now, since he apparently said sorry.

Piper, of course, has not apologised for any of his cringe-worthy, archaic, racially stereotyped ramblings. What an absolute knob.

The Three Twerps were one twerp short... again!

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Stirlingsays 25 Aug 11 10.06pm
Quote lankygit at 25 Aug 2011 10.01pm Let`s not forget he is a clowntown fan. That is far funnier than any "joke" he ever made. Unforgivable too. Well, when you put it like that. 'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)
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25 Aug 11 10.06pm

Quote lankygit at 25 Aug 2011 10.01pm

Let`s not forget he is a clowntown fan.
That is far funnier than any "joke" he ever made.
Unforgivable too.

Well, when you put it like that.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Kermit8 Hevon 26 Aug 11 9.27am
Quote Stirlingsays at 25 Aug 2011 9.50pm Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on". What I do know is that an apology is an apology, and that people who can't forgive and move are stunted. Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough? Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance? The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people. He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out. I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know. I've met him a few times. Absolute arrogant, nasty twot. Seriously character flawed. The towels were wrong in his dressing room. Wrong colour and size. He blew a gasket and wouldn't go on stage until after much pleading. Oh, yeah, and there's the drink driving........ Wishy-washy right wing nonsense trying to redeem the fella. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 26 Aug 11 9.27am

Quote Stirlingsays at 25 Aug 2011 9.50pm

Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm

Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife?

Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".

What I do know is that an apology is an apology, and that people who can't forgive and move are stunted.

Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough?

Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance?

He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out.

I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know.

I've met him a few times. Absolute arrogant, nasty twot. Seriously character flawed. The towels were wrong in his dressing room. Wrong colour and size. He blew a gasket and wouldn't go on stage until after much pleading.

Oh, yeah, and there's the drink driving........

Wishy-washy right wing nonsense trying to redeem the fella.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 26 Aug 11 10.08am
I'm very much in agreement with Stirlingsays. I find all the self-righteous spluttering about Davidson, Manning et al. more than a little tedious. Sorry, Kermie and SW2..... but it's just so dull. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 26 Aug 11 10.08am

I'm very much in agreement with Stirlingsays. I find all the self-righteous spluttering about Davidson, Manning et al. more than a little tedious.

Sorry, Kermie and SW2..... but it's just so dull.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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jamiemartin721 Reading 26 Aug 11 11.13am
Quote Piper at 25 Aug 2011 12.35am While I'm waiting for the quality contributions, which will set an example... Letter from Australia: A Toyota pickup commercial, far less boring than the ones we are used to! Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false, the claim that there is no true assertion. However, truth, we can establish is subjective, so what does this statement mean? As such the nature of reality is thus defined by the individuals perceptual lingusitic manifestation, of the aprori facits of physical reality that engage awareness, and inaccurately expressed through language. Experience is an after thought of the perception of existance, that has now passed. Consequently, all language using tense, is a flawed model of reality, and we can never define truth through language due to these limitations (and in fact language really only has a relevence to truth when it discusses events that have happened). Edited by jamiemartin721 (26 Aug 2011 11.17am) "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Quote Piper at 25 Aug 2011 12.35am

While I'm waiting for the quality contributions, which will set an example...

Letter from Australia:

A Toyota pickup commercial, far less boring than the ones we are used to!

Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false,
the claim that there is no true assertion. However, truth, we can establish is subjective, so what does this statement mean?

As such the nature of reality is thus defined by the individuals perceptual lingusitic manifestation, of the aprori facits of physical reality that engage awareness, and inaccurately expressed through language.

Experience is an after thought of the perception of existance, that has now passed.

Consequently, all language using tense, is a flawed model of reality, and we can never define truth through language due to these limitations (and in fact language really only has a relevence to truth when it discusses events that have happened).

Edited by jamiemartin721 (26 Aug 2011 11.17am)

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 26 Aug 11 11.15am
Quote jamiemartin721 at 26 Aug 2011 11.13am Quote Piper at 25 Aug 2011 12.35am While I'm waiting for the quality contributions, which will set an example... Letter from Australia: A Toyota pickup commercial, far less boring than the ones we are used to! Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false, the claim that there is no true assertion. However, truth, we can establish is subjective, so what does this statement mean? As such the nature of reality is thus defined by the individuals perceptual lingusitic manifestation, of the aprori facits of physical reality that engage awareness, and inaccurately expressed through language. Experience is an after thought of the experience that has now passed. That's clearly been copied and pasted, Jamie. The spelling and grammar are spot on. Epic fail, old chap. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 26 Aug 11 11.15am

Quote jamiemartin721 at 26 Aug 2011 11.13am

Quote Piper at 25 Aug 2011 12.35am

While I'm waiting for the quality contributions, which will set an example...

Letter from Australia:

A Toyota pickup commercial, far less boring than the ones we are used to!

Experience is an after thought of the experience that has now passed.

That's clearly been copied and pasted, Jamie. The spelling and grammar are spot on.

Epic fail, old chap.