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 Pikester  Worthing 20 Nov 12 6.57pm |
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Quote Cucking Funt at 20 Nov 2012 6.41pm
This is all uncannily accurate but you're missing out on the best.....
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| Kingvagabond London 20 Nov 12 7.05pm |
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AIDS...but then again don't we all?
Part of Holmesdale Radio: The Next Generation Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........ |
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| Oliver Bodega Bay 20 Nov 12 7.36pm |
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The Beatles
I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like. |
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 20 Nov 12 7.52pm |
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27 Asda's 'own brand' Mincing Gel
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Mongo Like Clunge  Bumfuck City, Texas 20 Nov 12 8.02pm |
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28. The word: "Stop".
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| Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 20 Nov 12 8.17pm |
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29. Gunts.
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Seth  On a pale blue dot 20 Nov 12 10.56pm |
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30. Sabotaged burglar alarms.
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SloveniaDave  Tirana, Albania 20 Nov 12 11.04pm |
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31. Having night vision goggles during a powercut in the toilets at the Tory Party Conference.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. (Member of the School of Optimism 1969-2016 inclusive) |
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| Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 20 Nov 12 11.31pm |
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32. Cleft palettes.
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collier row eagle  romford essex via another galaxy 20 Nov 12 11.32pm |
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33 KY Jel Edited by collier row eagle (20 Nov 2012 11.47pm)
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| Seth On a pale blue dot 20 Nov 12 11.36pm |
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34. Downs Syndrome 35. MRSA
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| Kingvagabond London 21 Nov 12 2.14am |
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36. Bum wars
Part of Holmesdale Radio: The Next Generation Quote cornwalls palace at 24 Oct 2012 9.37am He was right!!!...and we killed him!!... poor Orpinton Eagles........ |
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