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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 2.06pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

I'm booked in for the end of January to stop my little swimmers from impregnating the missus to ensure less gingers are roaming the country.

Can anyone advise based on experience how long the recovery time is, will I have elephant balls for a couple of weeks after and if there's really blood in the jizz for the first few ejaculations?

Ta.

 

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View silvertop's Profile silvertop Flag Portishead 08 Dec 15 2.56pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Me too; and also at the end of January.

Snipped in sterio.

 

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 3.02pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote silvertop at 08 Dec 2015 2.56pm

Me too; and also at the end of January.

Snipped in sterio.


Good luck mate!

Mine's on Weds 27th so trying to work out how much time to take off afterwards.

 

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View mistermay's Profile mistermay Flag Burgess Hill 08 Dec 15 3.04pm Send a Private Message to mistermay Add mistermay as a friend

I had it done about 20 years ago - but unnerving having someone poke about down below with a crochet hook when you are stil awake!

It was a bit uncomfortable for a few days, no swelling for me, but take it easy as they tell you to do for a few days - no lifting or straining as that's what seems to be what causes the problems - good excuse to sit in front of the TV and take all the sympathy!

 


If only ????

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote mistermay at 08 Dec 2015 3.04pm

I had it done about 20 years ago - but unnerving having someone poke about down below with a crochet hook when you are stil awake!

It was a bit uncomfortable for a few days, no swelling for me, but take it easy as they tell you to do for a few days - no lifting or straining as that's what seems to be what causes the problems - good excuse to sit in front of the TV and take all the sympathy!


Thanks mate.

I'm proper lazy at the best of times so any excuse to have Stacey look after me is ok by me! I can also use the 'I did this for you so please don't tut when I want a cuppa made for me' line

 

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View Falmouth Eagles's Profile Falmouth Eagles Flag Falmouth, Cornwall 08 Dec 15 3.09pm Send a Private Message to Falmouth Eagles Add Falmouth Eagles as a friend

Had mine 30 years ago, St Georges, Newbury Park. Within an hour of the op was on the underground going into the city.
No swelling or pain....must have worked!

 

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View kent675's Profile kent675 Flag Bromley, Kent 08 Dec 15 3.24pm Send a Private Message to kent675 Add kent675 as a friend

Had my done about 10 years ago. Not an unpleasant procedure at all. Only slightly embarrassing as I had to present my self in the nude in front of two middle aged female nurses!
I had no swelling to speak of, but had to buy a pair of y-fronts. I had no blood that I could see. Also they tell you to 'clear the system' afterwards by 'getting as many in as you can'. Obviously this went down well at home!!

 


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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 3.25pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote kent675 at 08 Dec 2015 3.24pm

Had my done about 10 years ago. Not an unpleasant procedure at all. Only slightly embarrassing as I had to present my self in the nude in front of two middle aged female nurses!
I had no swelling to speak of, but had to buy a pair of y-fronts. I had no blood that I could see. Also they tell you to 'clear the system' afterwards by 'getting as many in as you can'. Obviously this went down well at home!!


I've been told twenty ejaculations or eight weeks and then get a sperm test. Will be hopefully given the all clear within a few days.

 

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 08 Dec 15 3.31pm Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

Booked in for the 4th of Jan. Took the cowards option and am going in under General Anesthetic.

Only worry thing is what they'll do to me while in out.

Expect selfies with a micro p****.

 

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 3.34pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote JL85 at 08 Dec 2015 3.31pm

Booked in for the 4th of Jan. Took the cowards option and am going in under General Anesthetic.

Only worry thing is what they'll do to me while in out.

Expect selfies with a micro p****.


Don't see it as the cowards way mate, the only reason I'm doing it under local is so I can leave the hospital asap and not have to eat lunch etc before I can go home/pub.

Good luck mate.

 

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 08 Dec 15 3.37pm Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 08 Dec 2015 3.34pm

Quote JL85 at 08 Dec 2015 3.31pm

Booked in for the 4th of Jan. Took the cowards option and am going in under General Anesthetic.

Only worry thing is what they'll do to me while in out.

Expect selfies with a micro p****.


Don't see it as the cowards way mate, the only reason I'm doing it under local is so I can leave the hospital asap and not have to eat lunch etc before I can go home/pub.

Good luck mate.


I'll let you know how it goes. Good luck mate.

 

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View Southampton_Eagle's Profile Southampton_Eagle Flag At the after party 08 Dec 15 3.43pm Send a Private Message to Southampton_Eagle Add Southampton_Eagle as a friend

Quote JL85 at 08 Dec 2015 3.37pm

Quote Southampton_Eagle at 08 Dec 2015 3.34pm

Quote JL85 at 08 Dec 2015 3.31pm

Booked in for the 4th of Jan. Took the cowards option and am going in under General Anesthetic.

Only worry thing is what they'll do to me while in out.

Expect selfies with a micro p****.


Don't see it as the cowards way mate, the only reason I'm doing it under local is so I can leave the hospital asap and not have to eat lunch etc before I can go home/pub.

Good luck mate.


I'll let you know how it goes. Good luck mate.


Cheers fella, myself and silvertop will wait for your update with anticipation!

 

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