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View moylerg's Profile moylerg Flag Cofton Hackett, Worcestershire 08 Feb 16 7.45am Send a Private Message to moylerg Add moylerg as a friend

Originally posted by JL85

Today's the day.

Shame it is not tomorrow, could have made jokes about pancake day and batter

Hope all goes well...

 


Most certainly not European.

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 08 Feb 16 12.29pm Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

So far so good. Just come round after the op. Something didn't go to plan, I now have a cracking pair of tits and a gaping axe wound.

In all seriousness, no pain at the minute but I believe that will be short lived.

 

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View silvertop's Profile silvertop Flag Portishead 08 Feb 16 1.50pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Originally posted by JL85

So far so good. Just come round after the op. Something didn't go to plan, I now have a cracking pair of tits and a gaping axe wound.

In all seriousness, no pain at the minute but I believe that will be short lived.

Huh?

I am having it this Friday under a local anaesthetic. I thought having it under a general was quite unusual?

Apparently, you feel a slight prick [steady!] but the op only takes 6-8 minutes [with more time added on for my screaming histrionics and orderlies strapping me to the gurney].

My wife is already putting me under orders that I will get no sympathy or special treatment given she has undergone childbirth twice as well as an ACL op.

 

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 08 Feb 16 3.30pm Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

Originally posted by silvertop

Huh?

I am having it this Friday under a local anaesthetic. I thought having it under a general was quite unusual?

Apparently, you feel a slight prick [steady!] but the op only takes 6-8 minutes [with more time added on for my screaming histrionics and orderlies strapping me to the gurney].

My wife is already putting me under orders that I will get no sympathy or special treatment given she has undergone childbirth twice as well as an ACL op.

Thats' what i thought, but they gave me the option of going under general so i took it. Wasn't too bad. Went under a t 10am discharged at half 2.

No pain, as of yet. They didn't give me any pain killers either as they said i wont need them. Bit sceptical about that.

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 08 Feb 16 3.33pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by JL85

So far so good. Just come round after the op. Something didn't go to plan, I now have a cracking pair of tits and a gaping axe wound.

In all seriousness, no pain at the minute but I believe that will be short lived.

Would

 




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View Ray in Houston's Profile Ray in Houston Flag Houston 08 Feb 16 6.46pm Send a Private Message to Ray in Houston Add Ray in Houston as a friend

You boys have no clue. Try getting circumcised at age 45, and then we can talk.

 


We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 08 Feb 16 6.48pm Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

Originally posted by Ray in Houston

You boys have no clue. Try getting circumcised at age 45, and then we can talk.

Religious obligation or a late foray into p***.s?

 

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View Ray in Houston's Profile Ray in Houston Flag Houston 08 Feb 16 6.58pm Send a Private Message to Ray in Houston Add Ray in Houston as a friend

Originally posted by JL85

Religious obligation or a late foray into p***.s?

Not sure what word got censored, but it was "medically" necessary after shredding the old one during a vigorous bout of coitus with the other half (then girlfriend, now wife).

 


We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

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View JL85's Profile JL85 Flag London,SE9 08 Feb 16 7.04pm Send a Private Message to JL85 Add JL85 as a friend

Originally posted by Ray in Houston

Not sure what word got censored, but it was "medically" necessary after shredding the old one during a vigorous bout of coitus with the other half (then girlfriend, now wife).

The optimist in me was thinking you'd been cast in a p.o.r.n.o.


The reality is a lot worse

 

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View silvertop's Profile silvertop Flag Portishead 08 Feb 16 8.50pm Send a Private Message to silvertop Add silvertop as a friend

Originally posted by Ray in Houston

You boys have no clue. Try getting circumcised at age 45, and then we can talk.

Did that too. Let's talk.

 

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View Vaibow's Profile Vaibow Flag vancouver/croydon 08 Feb 16 10.01pm Send a Private Message to Vaibow Add Vaibow as a friend

Originally posted by JL85

Thats' what i thought, but they gave me the option of going under general so i took it. Wasn't too bad. Went under a t 10am discharged at half 2.

No pain, as of yet. They didn't give me any pain killers either as they said i wont need them. Bit sceptical about that.

Weren't you s'posed to wait a while before any tube cleansing.

 


This was once a quality forum....

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View Ray in Houston's Profile Ray in Houston Flag Houston 08 Feb 16 11.32pm Send a Private Message to Ray in Houston Add Ray in Houston as a friend

Originally posted by silvertop

Did that too. Let's talk.


Very scary. Nowhere near as painful as expected. Turned out to be a very good decision for me.

 


We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

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