well you have clearly never dealt with an unwanted pregnancy.

lucky you, or unlucky you....depending.

Eze Peasy at Anfield....

You are 'deemed' to be a jaffa. One too many claims against the buggers that got through so the wording is that its not a guarantee.
Had mine 20 years ago. The injection in the bollo cks was OK alongside the cut and stitch etc. The worst was the iodine at the end. Like a thousand wasps stinging your sack. That's when the quack was close to a raised arm

A mate of mine had to be circumcised in his fifties due to a medical problem with his foreskin. A painful procedure for an adult.

For two days he was fine until the anaesthetic worth off and he then had two weeks of walking around nude at home because he couldn't bear clothes being anywhere near his p****, eventually things desensitised.

Anyway he was gutted when the swelling went down. He claimed it was the best it had ever looked and couldn't touch it.

Note I am using the correct medial term for a man's anatomy yet the p*** blocker is changing it. P E N I S is not a rude work and should not be blocked.

Edited by Badger11 (25 Feb 2022 7.50am)

One more point

My missus wants me to have one but I'm afraid that I might meet some kind of 20 year old glamour model who might want a kid when I'm 70.

Red and Blue Army!

Some while ago I was in conversation with a charming chap who had undergone the procedure.
He recalled a number of gentlemen in robes sitting in the Vasectomy Clinic awaiting their turn,a nurse entered the room and the first question she asked was "Have you all shaved your balls ?"

For avoidance of doubt, I am 70 this year and my days of conjugal coupling are in the dim and distant past.

I am still 69 !
Thankfully no wobbling dewlaps or creaking like a Tudor door's hinges.
I have not undergone a vasectomy and very much doubt that my flaccid chipolata would rise to the occasion.