What's it like living in the 3rd World ?

Your promotion challenge is taking a bit of a wobble mate..... Brighton above you and a game in hand.... loads of inform teams lining up to overtake you... you might be lucky and stay in the playoffs?

Woooohhhhh... the fat spanish waiter looks bemused!

Happy New Year to you too.

BIG fat sam.

oh why, oh why, did you hound out your messiah the loveable alan pardew?
he got you to a cup final don't you know?
he even did a lovely dance to entertain you all.
and now you have BIG fat sam.

HILARIOUS!

And here's the BBC report from when you sacked ' one of your own '....and Shearer was the favourite to replace him.

The Magpies were threatened with relegation when Robson replaced Gullit, but under him they reached the FA and Uefa Cup semi-finals, third place in the Premiership and the second phase of the Champions League.

Robson was originally on a 12-month rolling contract before that became a one-year fixed-term deal in March.

The club statement continued: "The directors wish to thank Sir Bobby for the way in which he has worked tirelessly over the past five years to try to bring success to the club.

"The club agreed early in 2003 to extend Sir Bobby's contract by one further season.

"However after careful consideration the club decided it was in the best interest of all concerned to revisit that decision.

That worked out well didn't it ?!

Old, Ungifted and White

There is nothing in the Newcastle area but football.
It's all you lot have got to live for in a s***hole like that.

As for your messiah King Kev, I presume you've heard of the rumours about that M25 incident?
Alledgedly.

Babs and Clean Willie were in love they said....

Like the Newcastle pub of the same name, he got demolished

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)