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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 28 Dec 20 8.44am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

No, not dead. Just retiring.

I read her recent 'letters' online in The Sun, and a lot of the comments left were along the lines of "These letters are complete fabrications/bull5hlt)"

I think 40 years as an Agony Aunt is a good innings. Among my most memorable letters include :

* A young man who got a job in a factory with mostly women workers. The man was left traumatised after being stripped in the locker room and w@nked by the lady workers on his first day.

* A man who went to Spain on holiday and awoke in his hotel bedroom to find a lady pensioner had fed him viagra and was riding his c0ck.

* A man who used to go home for lunch and enact a burglary type situation where he tied up his wife and left a deposit. However, one day he was called to a lunchtime meeting in the office and didn't go home for lunch. However, one of his colleagues must have gone to his house, and the man's wife only realised on penetration that it wasn't her husband's p3ni5. They never found who the culprit was, as the wife was blindfolded.

Any more classics ?

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 28 Dec 20 12.22pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

apparantly the abuse of young lads by female workers, in factory jobs, was not that uncommon 50s - 70s.
'cock bottling' was an initiation, where the older womens would stuff the lads dick in a milk bottle
(unlike todays, they used to have wide openings)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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