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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 13 Jan 21 5.23pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

Originally posted by NEILLO

At my age, my only insistence is a pulse.

Give it a couple of years though...

You can be so up yourself sometimes.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View cryrst's Profile cryrst Online Flag The garden of England 13 Jan 21 8.45pm Send a Private Message to cryrst Add cryrst as a friend

Originally posted by NEILLO

I can confirm that it's not - but then I wasn't referring to my pulse !

Snob

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 13 Jan 21 11.17pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Back in my day I never saw a Lady garden, they were always covered. Nowadays it seems it’s all about showing it off.

Personal preference is shaved with a bit of trimmed fanny hair above.

Remember one bird I met years ago, I swear she had a f@cking tarantula down there!

What do you guys like?

Hair can be an excellent transmitter of pheromones. Remember Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs ...

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 13 Jan 21 11.27pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

About a couple of years ago in southern Spain I walked past a beauty salon which was advertising the services they provide.

I being of the older generation had not heard of a couple of treatments on the board, notably 'Brazilian" and "Completa" but I am pleased to report that I am now fully au-fait with what these entail.

 

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View kevlee's Profile kevlee Flag born Wandsworth emigrated to Lanc... 13 Jan 21 11.39pm Send a Private Message to kevlee Add kevlee as a friend

I salvaged the card I gave the missus at Christmas. She didn’t see the funny side of it...

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 14 Jan 21 12.02am Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Hair can be an excellent transmitter of pheromones. Remember Multiple Miggs in Silence of the Lambs ...

Thought he was just unusually sensitive to olfactory stimuli. L’air du Temps didn’t distract him anyway.

 

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 14 Jan 21 1.04pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Thought he was just unusually sensitive to olfactory stimuli. L’air du Temps didn’t distract him anyway.

Are you thinking of Hannibal Lecter?

In my experience ladies each have their own aroma, I suspect linked to skin tone. The beauty of the lady garden is the scent of the nectar in its flowers.

 

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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 14 Jan 21 1.10pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by Mapletree

Are you thinking of Hannibal Lecter?

In my experience ladies each have their own aroma, I suspect linked to skin tone. The beauty of the lady garden is the scent of the nectar in its flowers.

No, it was Mr. Miggs who commented on the aroma of her Man U supporter - Lecter mentioned her choice of perfume.

 

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Jan 21 1.12pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by Tom-the-eagle

Back in my day I never saw a Lady garden, they were always covered. Nowadays it seems it’s all about showing it off.

Personal preference is shaved with a bit of trimmed fanny hair above.

Remember one bird I met years ago, I swear she had a f@cking tarantula down there!

What do you guys like?

cant beat shaving 'em yourself, Tom.
(A gent's work is never done)

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View kingdowieonthewall's Profile kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 14 Jan 21 1.14pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

if they're ginger, its best they dont have a brazilian, landing strip type trim..
It looks like a fishfinger

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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View mezzer's Profile mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 14 Jan 21 2.06pm Send a Private Message to mezzer Add mezzer as a friend

I'm of an age where I'm lucky if they have any hair on their head.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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View NEILLO's Profile NEILLO Flag Shoreham-by-Sea 14 Jan 21 2.08pm Send a Private Message to NEILLO Add NEILLO as a friend

Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall

if they're ginger, its best they dont have a brazilian, landing strip type trim..
It looks like a fishfinger

And does it smell like one ?

 


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