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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 12 Aug 21 5.02pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

Originally posted by Pete53

I recall when I was a youngster my spinsterly aunt informing me in a disapproving voice that French men are known for peeing in public. I'm not quite sure how she knew this as she'd never left England in her life.

In France they used to have open men's 'Pissoirs' on the streets. Just a bit of light screening around it, a central structure to piss on and a drain below.

 

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View Willo's Profile Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 12 Aug 21 5.20pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Pierre

In France they used to have open men's 'Pissoirs' on the streets. Just a bit of light screening around it, a central structure to piss on and a drain below.

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Aug 21 6.35am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i wsa dog walking with a lady-friend a couple of years ago in some local woodland. (she was 62yrs). half way around the walk she announced she 'needed to go' and snuck into some bushes.
I kept look-out on the track, but was quite curious as to whether to sneak-a-peek.
Valour got the better of me, and I stayed with my back to her, as she emerged from the undergrowth. (not a euphemism)

A year prior to that, I had encountered a large-ish lady carrying a small dog, whose leg subsequently got caught in the woman's T-shirt, pulling it down, and letting one of her large breasts get full public exposure.

If I had been dog-walking and got caught with my sausage out by a lady, no doubt the police would have been called. Blatant sexism

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 13 Aug 21 5.11pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

I can attest to working with a gang of colleagues on the French grape harvest. Approximately every hour or two the gang would stop work and stand in a circle for coffee, smokes and a sandwich.

At least a dozen people standing in a circle...male and female. Having a chat.

The blokes were never shy about turning their back to the circle and allez pissez, before sighing in relief and returning to the conversation.

Peer pressure eventually got me too.

 


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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 14 Aug 21 1.37pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

I can attest to working with a gang of colleagues on the French grape harvest. Approximately every hour or two the gang would stop work and stand in a circle for coffee, smokes and a sandwich.

At least a dozen people standing in a circle...male and female. Having a chat.

The blokes were never shy about turning their back to the circle and allez pissez, before sighing in relief and returning to the conversation.

Peer pressure eventually got me too.

The French: the only people who'd be happy with the toilets in the Arthur.

 


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View YT's Profile YT Flag Oxford 14 Aug 21 2.08pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Pierre

In France they used to have open men's 'Pissoirs' on the streets. Just a bit of light screening around it, a central structure to piss on and a drain below.

These were common on this side of the Channel too (lest we sneer too much at our French friends). I saw an old one on display only last week at St. Fagans National Museum of History (Wales).

 


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View Palace Old Geezer's Profile Palace Old Geezer Flag Midhurst 14 Aug 21 5.23pm Send a Private Message to Palace Old Geezer Add Palace Old Geezer as a friend

I've been to a few Grand Prix on the Continent in my time where it is commonplace for the blokes to pee in public.

The art is to nonchalantly work your way to the track barrier, as if to get a better view, do the biz, then saunter back to your favoured viewing spot for the remainder of the race.

Public loos are few and far between at some of those tracks and being there from early morning till late afternoon was a test of even the strongest bladder.

Felt really sorry for the girls though. Usually a long walk for them.

 


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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 14 Aug 21 5.53pm Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

During the mid 1990s I ran a few London Marathons. Before learning the trick of the bin bag and tizer bottle, on the start line I had to have a leak. Only bushes were available. When entering them, there were two lady runners having a pee too. As I passed between them, my only words were to say 'Don't mind me' and I walked on another 5 yards.

Sometimes we all in the same boat.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 15 Aug 21 10.40am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

In the early 1990's, I went to The Old Trout at Windsor to see a band and travelled by train. After copious amounts of music and beer my mate and I headed for the last train which was parked in the station.
Our bladders were full, but there was no toilet on the train. If we got off the train to use the station toilet, we would likely miss the train home,...so,..

We opened the carriage door and p1553d onto the platform. Seconds later the train doors shut, and off we went on our merry way home.

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 15 Aug 21 12.19pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

another p1ss story from France.

A pub i visited had a tiny unisex toilet. One cubicle for doing a hefty.

One urinal and one wash-hand basin - side by side.

The lady washing her hands could supervise your target practice or tell whether you had been circumcised. If you pulled your jacket forward to hide your modesty, she could always see your lad in the mirror.

nobody batted an eyelid. How very French.

Edited by PalazioVecchio (15 Aug 2021 9.09pm)

 


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croydon proud Flag Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 6.51pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

another p1ss story from France.

A pub i visited had a tiny unisex toilet. One cubicle for doing a hefty.

One urinal and one wash-hand basin - side by side.

The lady washing her hands could supervise your target practice or tell whether you had been circumcised.

nobody batted an eyelid.

Reminded me of heart stopping moment I had a couple of weeks after the Lockerbie incident, people were to scared to fly to the USA and the planes were flying empty- I was on a 747 with about 10 other passengers going out there, the airline gave us free bubbly and the trolly dollies sat with us, about 8 of them- bubbles, dollies, empty plane with lots of space, my mind was putting 2 and 2 together. Anyway, I had to get up and have a leak, dollies moving legs to let me past etc, went in the bog, was having a leak and turned to look at the little sink- there was a 10 inch turd in it! I nearly threw up as it was right near me, but I had a bigger problem- how do I tell the lovely dollies about it-they might think it was me! Had to go back to mynew friends, all 8 of them, and come clean! There was one old couple out of the 10 passengers, I think it was one of them-confused as sink is just hanging there , waiting for ass!

 

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Originally posted by croydon proud

Reminded me of heart stopping moment I had a couple of weeks after the Lockerbie incident, people were to scared to fly to the USA and the planes were flying empty- I was on a 747 with about 10 other passengers going out there, the airline gave us free bubbly and the trolly dollies sat with us, about 8 of them- bubbles, dollies, empty plane with lots of space, my mind was putting 2 and 2 together. Anyway, I had to get up and have a leak, dollies moving legs to let me past etc, went in the bog, was having a leak and turned to look at the little sink- there was a 10 inch turd in it! I nearly threw up as it was right near me, but I had a bigger problem- how do I tell the lovely dollies about it-they might think it was me! Had to go back to mynew friends, all 8 of them, and come clean! There was one old couple out of the 10 passengers, I think it was one of them-confused as sink is just hanging there , waiting for ass!

thats a bad dilemma.
A common thing with travel.
The amount of times ive gone to the loo (airport in particular, but also coach / train / ferry etc etc) and its in a terrible state, sometimes a turd on the floor, or trashed pan.
So what do you do, walk away Or use the bog, either way you may bump into somebody leaving, who'll surmise you're the pig?

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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