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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.15pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
thats a bad dilemma. Bad dilemma indeed king! I had to slip back among my new cute friends , carry on as nothing happened, but just waiting for one to go for a leak herself, or turn the nice girlie conversation, in to poo! The thing is, the old couple I blame, would have had to stand on the toilet seat to sit on the sink !
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 21 8.18pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
Bad dilemma indeed king! I had to slip back among my new cute friends , carry on as nothing happened, but just waiting for one to go for a leak herself, or turn the nice girlie conversation, in to poo! The thing is, the old couple I blame, would have had to stand on the toilet seat to sit on the sink ! It was one of the birds, she was waiting for you and squatting over the sink but got bored waiting. She left you a message anyway.
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.27pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
thats a bad dilemma. Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats!
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ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 21 8.30pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats! I've had to flush my boxers after a Guinness incident alright. Then carry on drinking, of course.
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.32pm | |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
It was one of the birds, she was waiting for you and squatting over the sink but got bored waiting. She left you a message anyway. I would have paid to see that!
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 15 Aug 21 8.34pm | |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
I've had to flush my boxers after a Guinness incident alright. Then carry on drinking, of course. Ha, it would be rude not to-especially at those prices!
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viveasheagle perth 17 Aug 21 7.31am | |
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A friend pick up a fine having a pee in red light district in Amsterdam and he was being discreet peeing behind a tree.
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 1.08pm | |
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happened again yesterday.
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 1.09pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
Another memory is about 30 years ago, coming home from a site, on the victoria-east croydon packed commuter train, I had a seat, plenty of people in the isles standing. Some businessman, squeezed past people on route to the bogs, excuse me etc etc. I was trying to have a nap. 5 mins later, I heard excuse me, excuse me, opened eyes and he was squeezing past the packed isle, ladys in all. I opened eyes as he was nearing and he had shyte all down his grey suit trousers,must have filled them up , not wanting to sit down, a lot of commuters might have had a shock when they got off the train, and if he had a seat imagine the embarassment as he sat down among his other 3 seats! what trade are you CP?
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 17 Aug 21 1.43pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
what trade are you CP? Taxi driver-ex-not worth the trouble with new electric taxi costing 83 grand after payment plan. Used to be a sparks back in the day , hated it, did the knowledge and rest is history.Now professional landlord and pt caretaker!
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 17 Aug 21 2.06pm | |
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Originally posted by croydon proud
Taxi driver-ex-not worth the trouble with new electric taxi costing 83 grand after payment plan. Used to be a sparks back in the day , hated it, did the knowledge and rest is history.Now professional landlord and pt caretaker! sparky eh.
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croydon proud Any european country i fancy! 17 Aug 21 2.16pm | |
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Originally posted by kingdowieonthewall
sparky eh. You know me to well king! I was the one who, on a finished office block in the city, when the company we were working for hadn"t paid us for over a week, wrote balfoyr- pay the lads!, in big letters on the finished wall, it worked! And when I pointed out a major health and safety breach on another site,(told the foreman about open lift shafts and rubble/no lighting isn"t safe, and got asked to leave?, got h an s involved and had site shut down for a day or two! On the plus side, it gave the decorator another days paid work!
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