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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 19 Aug 21 5.13pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by jeeagles

If someone offered me a choice between new pair of shoes or a rocket launcher.

I know which one I'd go for.

Yeah me too, I've already got a pair of shoes.

 


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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 19 Aug 21 6.27pm Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

Originally posted by Stirlingsays

Yeah me too, I've already got a pair of shoes.

is the club on the left or the right ?

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 19 Aug 21 6.47pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

is the club on the left or the right ?

Selhurst Park.

 


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BlueJay Flag UK 19 Aug 21 6.54pm

Is there a badge or quarterly magazine for joining? Any vouchers? Important questions.

 

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View steeleye20's Profile steeleye20 Flag Croydon 19 Aug 21 7.02pm Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

Originally posted by BlueJay

Is there a badge or quarterly magazine for joining? Any vouchers? Important questions.

Yes, and as an introductory offer, you get a signed photo of General Sir Nick Carter.

Having a w**k.


 

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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 19 Aug 21 7.59pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

They've probably got a funny handshake so they can spot each other when they're out for a pint.

 

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View Forest Hillbilly's Profile Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 19 Aug 21 8.03pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I joined the Taliban last week, and they have sent me my large introductory pack in the post.

Do I open it ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Aug 2021 8.03pm)

 


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View martin2412's Profile martin2412 Flag Living The Dream 19 Aug 21 8.04pm Send a Private Message to martin2412 Add martin2412 as a friend

Diane's getting involved.

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Aug 21 8.11pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

All of the radical Muslim issues are fine by me, except giving up beer and egg and bacon sandwiches. Is it possible to get exemptions?

 


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View Teddy Eagle's Profile Teddy Eagle Flag 19 Aug 21 8.26pm Send a Private Message to Teddy Eagle Add Teddy Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

All of the radical Muslim issues are fine by me, except giving up beer and egg and bacon sandwiches. Is it possible to get exemptions?

Aren't they a bit soggy? Soggy biscuits would get you a warm welcome.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 19 Aug 21 8.38pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

Aren't they a bit soggy? Soggy biscuits would get you a warm welcome.

I sincerely wish I didn’t know what you meant.

 


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View Stirlingsays's Profile Stirlingsays Flag 19 Aug 21 8.49pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly

I joined the Taliban last week, and they have sent me my large introductory pack in the post.

Do I open it ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (19 Aug 2021 8.03pm)

Just be happy you don't have to go to the open day.

I've just found out that the Taliban have banned statisticians in Afghanistan.

But I suppose with the Taliban the clue's there in the name.

Edited by Stirlingsays (19 Aug 2021 8.50pm)

 


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