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 ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 02 Dec 22 2.47pm |
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The moat needs cleaning. The National Trust maintains your grounds.
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ex hibitionist  Hastings 02 Dec 22 4.11pm |
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you don't have a door number you have a name for your abode like 'low chimneys' of 'gadlys' and never say you're going 'home' you always refer to the name of your dwelling like it's f*cking Brideshead (Revisited). You always bring up you went to boarding school within the first two minutes of meeting someone, you can trace your ancestors back to King John, the Duke of Monmouth or Thomas Cochrane the 'sea wolf', you put an 's' on the end of your surname to make your family sound like a dynasty, e.g. the Barrets or the Johnsons a la the Windsors or the Spencers, you may pull people up for saying' lunch rather than dinner on a Sunday, general grammar snobbery, and you may masturbate over the girls with pearls' shown in Country Life magazine. But none of these things actually make you posh, they make you pretend posh or a typical English petit bourgeois d*ck head.
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PalazioVecchio  south pole 02 Dec 22 5.35pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
The moat needs cleaning. The National Trust maintains your grounds. The infamous duck-house Edited by PalazioVecchio (02 Dec 2022 5.36pm)
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 02 Dec 22 5.43pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
The infamous duck-house Edited by PalazioVecchio (02 Dec 2022 5.36pm) When you read the whole list, it's an absolute disgrace. Still quite funny though.
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| Grumbles 02 Dec 22 8.05pm |
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Originally posted by PalazioVecchio
you know your posh when ....you are descended from people who got married with an enormous age gap. King Wladyslaw Jagiello of Poland : 53 years the senior to his last wife. They had two sons there's a noun for those 2 sons.
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monkey  Sittingbourne,Kent 03 Dec 22 9.00am |
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I actually felt quite posh the other day, I went into Faversham Wetherspoons and had a good look round at everyone else
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| Dubai Eagle 03 Dec 22 9.10am |
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A mate of mine uses the phrase: the pub resembled the bar scene in a sci fi movie - to describe villagers Originally posted by monkey
I actually felt quite posh the other day, I went into Faversham Wetherspoons and had a good look round at everyone else
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| monkey Sittingbourne,Kent 03 Dec 22 9.30am |
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Originally posted by Dubai Eagle
A mate of mine uses the phrase: the pub resembled the bar scene in a sci fi movie - to describe villagers I did see a few Jabba the hutts, and that was just the women
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 03 Dec 22 10.55am |
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Originally posted by monkey
I did see a few Jabba the hutts, and that was just the women It always is.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,Kent 03 Dec 22 10.59am |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
It always is. Especially in my neck of the woods
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 03 Dec 22 11.09am |
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Originally posted by monkey
Especially in my neck of the woods I presume you're taken mate. When was it that everyone had to be fat in a tracksuit or pyjamas? How many mobility scooters? It's always hormones - not McDonalds 5 times a day.
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| Midlands Eagle 03 Dec 22 5.21pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
you don't have a door number you have a name for your abode like 'low chimneys' of 'gadlys' and never say you're going 'home' you always refer to the name of your dwelling like it's f*cking Brideshead (Revisited). You always bring up you went to boarding school within the first two minutes of meeting someone, you can trace your ancestors back to King John, the Duke of Monmouth or Thomas Cochrane the 'sea wolf', you put an 's' on the end of your surname to make your family sound like a dynasty, e.g. the Barrets or the Johnsons a la the Windsors or the Spencers, you may pull people up for saying' lunch rather than dinner on a Sunday, general grammar snobbery, and you may masturbate over the girls with pearls' shown in Country Life magazine. But none of these things actually make you posh, they make you pretend posh or a typical English petit bourgeois d*ck head. Someone sounds like he has a big chip on his shoulder
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