1) Names gary

2) live in bognor

3) i box and play football at county level

4) Rejected a pro football contract to come to uni

5) Am being baptised over christmas

1 - I'm stupid enough to use my real name on the internet

2 - I shagged Minni Mouse at the Sheffield Novatel (from Disney on Ice in 1996)

3 - I've been in Rehab

4 - I went for 24 years without going to a Palace Game

5 - I met the Pope and the Dali Lama in the same month in 1992

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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You can't remember how to count to 5 either

You know what the trouble is Brucie? We used to make shit in this country, build shit. Now we just put our hand in the next guy's pocket.

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Edited by miles18 (09 Dec 2008 10:44pm)

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1)married with 2 kids
2)I drive a 9 year old car
3)I was recently banned from CPFC BBS
4) I have a sweet left foot
5)I enjoy a Ruby Murray

Portillo's teeth removed to boost pound

Boy roasts himself in sacrifice to Chris Kelly

1) I was a youth sprint champion in Ireland.
2) My left testicle is pretty damn big and my right testicle is slightly smaller than normal.
3) I'd marry the pornstar Gianna Michaels, despite the number of lengths she's had, if she had a nostril reduction done.
4) My uncle's name is Michael Michael and he's a massive twat.
5) I once had a corporate high-five. Go team.

Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (24 Aug 2009 7:55pm)

Moving swiftly on...