You are here: Home > Message Board > Gold Talk > Women Trouble
March 29 2024 3.58pm

Women Trouble

Previous Topic | Next Topic


Page 5 of 13 < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 >

 

View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 2.16pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Alright Ricky?

Nah mate,I`m not looking for anything serious.I`ve been bitten before with aupairs that you get involved with and eventually they must go home.

She`s slapped me monkey so obviously I want take the teasing cow the whole hog.

It could be that currently the painters are in?Anyway,I won`t be teased and made to look a fool so sooner or later if there`s no development I`ll call it a day.

Would be a shame though.

Quote RICKY at 18 Jan 2005 1:01pm

Kave me ol mucker are you looking for a serious relationship hear or just a bit of fun with a female mate? I recommend the latter.

She could go back to Slovakia all of a sudden, at least with this way you are both getting a shag with no strings attached, f**k buddy is the technical term I use for this kind of relationship. She does sound a right prick tease as well, the sort of girl who grinds up against you in a club and gives you all the come on signals and you think that you're in there, then she backs off. Women are terrible at this and its not fair on us blokes.

Anyway a fit Slovakian mate, just go for it and see what happens. Is she a lapdancer by any chance as there are a lot of these Eastern European babes coming over to London to work as Lapdancers and damn fine they are as well.


Edited by kav (18 Jan 2005 2:16pm)

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 2.21pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

morph,no chance of me marrying.Now if she was Spanish or Italian.......

Cold showers are probably a good idea.

Quote morph at 18 Jan 2005 1:05pm

Slovakian eh ...... could just be after a marriage licence and a passport - sorry to be so cynical. make sure she's on the pill ....

Think you need to get some bromide and take a few cold showers she sounds like trouble!!


 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Mr Statto's Profile Mr Statto Flag Ifield 18 Jan 05 2.32pm Send a Private Message to Mr Statto Add Mr Statto as a friend

I think Slovakia is now part of the EU, so she shouldn't need a passport

 


That's just the ramblings of a madman

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Nuno's Profile Nuno Flag have no idea.... 18 Jan 05 3.17pm Send a Private Message to Nuno Add Nuno as a friend

Quote Selhurst Stallion at 17 Jan 2005 10:10pm

Come on Kav, don't keep us in suspense for much longer....You still f**kstrated or did the Purple Headed Womb Broom finally get to meet the Clapping Fish?


splendid way to describe it..

 


AKA Bacon

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View saxoneagle's Profile saxoneagle Flag Bromley 18 Jan 05 3.26pm Send a Private Message to saxoneagle Add saxoneagle as a friend

If i'd started this thread it would have been moved to silly talk by now

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Nuno's Profile Nuno Flag have no idea.... 18 Jan 05 3.28pm Send a Private Message to Nuno Add Nuno as a friend

Quote saxoneagle at 18 Jan 2005 3:26pm

If i'd started this thread it would have been moved to silly talk by now


thats because the thought of you getting a shag is just silly mate...

 


AKA Bacon

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View stevobongo's Profile stevobongo Flag on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 3.46pm Send a Private Message to stevobongo Add stevobongo as a friend

Shes spanked your monkey but wont go any further?Maybe she's packing mate??

Try standing on the landing in the middle of the night, crying with your cock in your hand, that one never worked for me but I never tried it with an Eastern European.

 


F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!


Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 3.51pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Packing?You mean on the blob?

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View stevobongo's Profile stevobongo Flag on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 3.54pm Send a Private Message to stevobongo Add stevobongo as a friend

No, I mean packing 10"

She might have a pork sword? Or have you been that far (im guessing not coz you said earlier Arsenal might be playing at home).

Quote kav at 18 Jan 2005 3:51pm

Packing?You mean on the blob?


 


F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!


Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 3.57pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

They might be playing at home this week but last week it was a mutual action(i.e.they weren`t playing there,I was).

Edited by kav (18 Jan 2005 3:59pm)

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View stevobongo's Profile stevobongo Flag on the throne.... 18 Jan 05 4.07pm Send a Private Message to stevobongo Add stevobongo as a friend

And she wouldnt let you go any further? Did you let her go off the boil? It must be your technique or something, I cant remember the last time I got that far and didnt go all the way, I think I was about 13 or something. Your not 13 and renting out property are ya Kav? Im stumped mate, try the drink/drugs route, or just f*** her of, teasing bugger.

Quote kav at 18 Jan 2005 3:57pm

They might be playing at home this week but last week it was a mutual action(i.e.they weren`t playing there,I was).

Edited by kav (18 Jan 2005 3:59pm)


 


F*ck you, f*ck you very much!!


Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View kav's Profile kav Flag The Helicopter View 18 Jan 05 4.13pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

To be honest I don`t think she`s the full ticket.The drink/drugs angle will be worth a shot otherwise yeah,tell her to jog on.

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply

 

Page 5 of 13 < 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 >

Previous Topic | Next Topic

You are here: Home > Message Board > Gold Talk > Women Trouble