All these rules eh...

If it must only be one...Tina from Corrie (Predictably)

Cheryl Cole closely followed by Kelly Brook

Who cares, which one is the most attractive with the lowest set of standards in the world and has serious daddy issues.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Gold Talk? f*cking good old days my a*se

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The best looking woman in the world -she will have no name. You will be sitting alone in a café in Lisbon, Rome or Budapest. She will have been sitting there all the while, but deep in your own thoughts you notice her for the first time as a waiter brings her another coffee, and you hear her voice, but you experience just her reflection in the large and slightly aged mirror that lines the wall.
At first you are almost fearful of taking your eye from the reflection for you instinctively sense that it can only offer such promise, in order to deceive. For you cannot believe that such ethereal beauty and now fervently the object of your desire, can have its equal in the world of objects. And it is only in this reflected world that your imagination can brake free and dream of a sequence of events that liberates you from the torpor of the last years.
You put some coins on your table, you smile at the mirror and gracefully bow, but you leave to pace the rain sodden streets, without looking into the face of the woman you sense with all your being is, has always been, and always will be, the most beautiful woman in this, our world.

Kelly Wenham.