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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 12.47pm

Marc Bolan - he's the Boy for Me
He'd still be making music
If he hadn't hit that tree.

Metal Guru, Hot Love
(the make-up was a joke)
Play Paper, Rock & Scissors,
but Rock loses to Oak.

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Edited by Jake d'Eagle (15 Sep 2008 12:48pm)

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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Ode to Chrissie Hind

You were a Pretender
Your name is Chrissie Hind
I want to bend you over
And do you from behind


Ode to Freddie Mercury
Oh Freddie
You're deadie

Ode to Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain, he shot to Fame
And then he shot his mind
given half a chance
I'd do his missus
oh well, nevermind

FH

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 1.27pm

You sang 'Saturday Night's All Right For Fighting' Elton,
But if it all kicked off
You'd get your minders involved
You fat poof.


(it doesn't rhyme, bit it's from the heart)

 


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roots manuva, rodney smith
your best accompanied with a spliff

 


‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway


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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 1.37pm

Tupac Shakur,
you were one of the best,
you should have spent your royalties on a bulletproof vest.

 


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James Blunt
You're a c***

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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Quote Jake d'Eagle at 15 Sep 2008 1:37pm

Tupac Shakur,
you were one of the best,
you should have spent your royalties on a bulletproof vest.


brilliant.

 


‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway


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My love for you is pure and true,
I want to hear you wail,
I want to make your brown eye blue,
I love you Crystal Gayle.

I want to hear you sing your hits,
Like Talking in your Sleep,
I want to jizz upon your tits,
And make your sphincter weep.


 


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"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

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David. David Bowie.
You make me shout out "Zowie".
Like that girl in Captain Caveman.
Though I don't suppose you've watched that have you?
It was on in the eighties - but you were probably recording the Tonight album. Incidentally that had a couple of good tracks but some really weak stuff on it. Shame that.
Where were we? Oh yeah - Captain Caveman. I remember the girls were called the Teen Angels. I think they were quite hot - though it's difficult to tell with cartoon characters isn't it? I remember liking the girl from Scooby Doo - not the one with glasses - the tall good looking one... forget her name.
I think it was around that time - it could have been during your Glass Spider phase. That was really poor wasn't it Dave? Do you mind being called Dave or do you prefer David. Some people are funny like that - do you remember Andy Cole insisting on being called Andrew? You might not - I mean aren't you based in Switzerland or something - you might not see much English football. You might have to watch Grasshoppers of Zurich all the time.

And your wife is called 'Iman'
Which rhymes with Captain Caveman.

 


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Ode to Paul Young

You sang on stage at Wembley
I threw bottles of pi55 at you
You screamed like a girl
I only wish I had some glass bottles with me at the time and a 5 gallon bladder.

FH

 


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Quote Pikester at 15 Sep 2008 2:03pm

David. David Bowie.
You make me shout out "Zowie".
Like that girl in Captain Caveman.
Though I don't suppose you've watched that have you?
It was on in the eighties - but you were probably recording the Tonight album. Incidentally that had a couple of good tracks but some really weak stuff on it. Shame that.
Where were we? Oh yeah - Captain Caveman. I remember the girls were called the Teen Angels. I think they were quite hot - though it's difficult to tell with cartoon characters isn't it? I remember liking the girl from Scooby Doo - not the one with glasses - the tall good looking one... forget her name.
I think it was around that time - it could have been during your Glass Spider phase. That was really poor wasn't it Dave? Do you mind being called Dave or do you prefer David. Some people are funny like that - do you remember Andy Cole insisting on being called Andrew? You might not - I mean aren't you based in Switzerland or something - you might not see much English football. You might have to watch Grasshoppers of Zurich all the time.

And your wife is called 'Iman'
Which rhymes with Captain Caveman.


daphne

 


‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway


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Black Lace
You thought you were Ace
Your hit was 'Agadoo'
If you're thinking of reforming
Please, AgaDon't

FH

 


"The facts have changed", Rishi Sunak

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