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 Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 4.00pm |
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i recently went skydiving and was given instructions on how to fold the parachute into your back pack. Brighton fans, do you have any suggestions on the best way to pack your chute ?
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Holmesdale Steve  East Grinstead 13 Feb 10 4.08pm |
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I was cutting some wood the other day and slipped and hit myself in the face with the axe. Brighton fans, do you have any advise onn what to do when you've got a big chopper in your mouth?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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| Helmet46 Croydon 13 Feb 10 4.22pm |
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My Grandad owns a sweetshop and always like to make sure that the home-made sweets and toffees are displayed nicely on the counter. The problem is that when people pay they knock into the counter and move the display. Do any Brighton fans have any tips when dealing with persistent fudge nudgers?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 4.41pm |
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i was watching a programme on American motorbikes the other day. The presenter was very enthusiastic about a particularly large customised Harley Davidson. Do any Brighton fans enjoy riding a big throbbing chopper ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (13 Feb 2010 4:41pm)
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 7.11pm |
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Calling all Brighton campanologists When you go away on holiday, do you allow strange men to tug at your bell-end ?
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 13 Feb 10 7.44pm |
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I have recently done an experiment and crossed a dog with a spider. Unfortunately it has fallen asleep and I can't wake it up. Brighton fans, any ideas on how to poke a barking spider?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 3.26am |
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I have fallen behind with my tenancy payments on a property in the Sussex area. Brighton fans, do you know where i can get some cash for the rent boys ? Edited by Forest Hillbilly (14 Feb 2010 3:27am)
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 4.04am |
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i have decided to take up fishing, so went to my local angling shop and bought some gear. Unfortunately not all the kit will fit in the box they supplied. Brighton fans, what is the best way to fit some large tackle in your box ?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 4.07am |
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Brighton fans, do you love it best when the opposition come from behind ?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 4.46am |
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i am quite partial to a bit of alcohol. Can Brighton fans suggest any Sussex pubs where i might go on an all-night bender ?
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| Forest Hillbilly in a hidey-hole 14 Feb 10 10.03am |
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My wife and i are looking at Summer holiday destinations already. We thought about going on board a ship to go around the Caribbean. Do any Brighton fans have any suggestions for the best places to take a cruise ?
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Gladys Allover  SE England 14 Feb 10 10.22pm |
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In the Land Registry in Portsmouth which deals with properties in Sussex we often receive enquiries from residents of Brighton & Hove about who has the rights of way up their back passage... and that is TRUE folks.
Now I don't have to tell you good folks what's been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving. |
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