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 Teddy Eagle Online  15 Aug 23 6.25am |
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 23 8.38pm |
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Anti personnel mines could work and we must have moth balled loads since Diana complained. Win win.
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| Teddy Eagle Online 15 Aug 23 8.44pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Anti personnel mines could work and we must have moth balled loads since Diana complained. Win win. If properly marked (big signs would do - deer are poor readers) mines would be less of a problem to picnicking families than having a pack of wolves descending on them.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 23 9.01pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
If properly marked (big signs would do - deer are poor readers) mines would be less of a problem to picnicking families than having a pack of wolves descending on them. You're relying on said people being able to read.
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| Teddy Eagle Online 15 Aug 23 9.10pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
You're relying on said people being able to read. There would also be pictures and a recording of James Earl Jones saying "Beware. There are landmines". But in pig Latin "ewarebay erethey are andlay inesmay" in case the deer work it out.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 23 10.22pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
There would also be pictures and a recording of James Earl Jones saying "Beware. There are landmines". But in pig Latin "ewarebay erethey are andlay inesmay" in case the deer work it out. Don't forget the Pigeon and the Arabic too. The Scottish government will provide translators anyway but down in olde England perhaps just text speech will suffice - street text speech and emojis. Perhaps a drill video, plus a BBC instructional guide, Braille and a bit of Esperanto.
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| Teddy Eagle Online 15 Aug 23 10.29pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Don't forget the Pigeon and the Arabic too. The Scottish government will provide translators anyway but down in olde England perhaps just text speech will suffice - street text speech and emojis. Perhaps a drill video, plus a BBC instructional guide, Braille and a bit of Esperanto. Hmmm...maybe it's easier to just impose an antler tax and start asking these freeloading ungulates to pay their way.
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| ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Aug 23 10.44pm |
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Originally posted by Teddy Eagle
Hmmm...maybe it's easier to just impose an antler tax and start asking these freeloading ungulates to pay their way. Send them to France in boats.
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| Teddy Eagle Online 15 Aug 23 10.56pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
Send them to France in boats. So they can load up on duty frees? Tricky, the channel is pretty crowded without thousands of deer cluttering it up and spraying musk everywhere.
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mezzer  Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 17 Aug 23 10.14am |
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So if a female deer was killed it would be dead as a doe doe. Sorry, wrong thread.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| HeathMan Purley 17 Aug 23 10.19am |
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I am waiting for the announcement that I can collect a post match (doggy) deer bag.
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 17 Aug 23 10.39am |
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I was offered 8 legs of venison for fifty quid in a pub in South Norwood once. I said it was too dear.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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