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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 15 Mar 16 6.46am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

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"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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Hoof Hearted 15 Mar 16 9.17am

Two things amuse me about that link Matt....

Firstly the opening photograph is not of Sutton, but is actually Carshalton Ponds.... I should know... my brother threw me in there on my Stag Night after a good sesh at The Greyhound.

Secondly, I frickin lurve the Fake Taxi videos... they are epic!

The fact that it is filmed in Sutton just amuses me totally... I'll bet that most of the cabbies "punters" are local sluts (from Slutton).

Good work Mathew!

 

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View sxp55's Profile sxp55 Flag South Norwood 15 Mar 16 10.00am Send a Private Message to sxp55 Add sxp55 as a friend

made my day this.

 


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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 15 Mar 16 10.06am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Originally posted by sxp55

made my day this.

Where did he pick you up?

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Green Giant Flag I'm Mr Meseeks. Look at me. 15 Mar 16 10.09am

People will have sex anywhere these days.

 


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View becky's Profile becky Flag over the moon 15 Mar 16 10.21am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Originally posted by Green Giant

People will have sex anywhere these days.

You say that like it's a bad thing......

 


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Green Giant Flag I'm Mr Meseeks. Look at me. 15 Mar 16 10.23am

Originally posted by becky

You say that like it's a bad thing......

Even in Sutton?

 


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Hoof Hearted 15 Mar 16 11.32am

Originally posted by sxp55

made my day this.

ARe you "Blakey" from On The Buses?

"Get that taxi out of here Butler, and give that slut a pearl necklace!"

I lived in Sutton/Carshalton for 28 years... I never knew that all I had to do was get a taxi and drive round the manor and pick up a local lass to get a BJ, do a bit of tea-bagging etc in St Nicholas Car Park?

It's old school here in Bristol.... tarts hanging around street corners or lap dancing clubs.

 

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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 15 Mar 16 6.58pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

I think it would be great if the Crystals agreed to do a Fake Taxi.

I really would.

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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View coulsdoneagle's Profile coulsdoneagle Flag London 15 Mar 16 7.01pm Send a Private Message to coulsdoneagle Add coulsdoneagle as a friend

Bollocks. This came up in a pub quiz yesterday.

Where has recently been described as Pirn Hollywood in London.

I said Camden at a guess.

 

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View Sportyteacher's Profile Sportyteacher Flag London 15 Mar 16 7.33pm Send a Private Message to Sportyteacher Add Sportyteacher as a friend

Sutton's claim to fame! One for the local residents & Tourist Board to adopt and feel pride for? If so, then watch those house prices and retail visitors fall like a stone unless you're a neanderthal dragging your knuckles on the ground...

 

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Hoof Hearted 16 Mar 16 8.59am

Originally posted by matt_himself

I think it would be great if the Crystals agreed to do a Fake Taxi.

I really would.

There are female fake taxis now Matt... I watched one yesterday a mate forwarded to me... bloke was going to Coulsdon.... cabbie was pure filth and a stunna.... her banter with the bloke was hilarious.

 

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