A church going American was in his house in Texas, police car came round telling people to evacuate.

"No, god will save me" he said.

Floods in the street, a lifeboat came to rescue people. He refused to get in "God will save me".

Waters rose, he climbed on his roof - helicopter came. Again refused to get in "God will save me"

Water covered house, he drowned. At the pearly gates he said to god "Why didn't you save me?"

God said "I sent a police car, a lifeboat and a helicopter. What more could I do?"