Surprised no-one has started this thread yet.

Anyhoo, im going for a nervy 1-2, tho just seen who the officials are . . . [Link]

Any of our antipodean friends cast any light on him?

I'm a blind man, i'm a blind man, now my room is cold,
When a blind man cries, Lord, he feels it from his soul.
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They are pretty good. We can be pretty good; but who will turn up?

One thing is for sure, it won't be Zaha, Kouyate or Ayew.

We are inconsistent and unlucky. I am, thus, going for a 2-0 defeat which, on the eve of my birthday, would really ruin what is already looking like a deflating weekend.

No, but that doesn't excuse it being crap.

gladly take a draw.
maybe mateta will do the bizo again.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Maybe Benteke will also do the bizo again, with another very very late volley, but this time in front of the Palace fans!

I can but dream...

Despite his antics, Wilf usually turns up for the Brighton games, so he'll be a big miss. Without Kouyate we are also starting to look a bit small, especially up against human lamppost Dan Burn. Having said that, the dynamic duo of Duffy and Dunk have a habit of losing their heads against us. I'm going to go for 1-1 again, but aside from the result my main desire is that someone "accidentally" plants one on Maupay.