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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 08 Feb 23 8.55am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

You couldn't make this up a report by a cross party committee of MPS. In case you were wondering what they do all day now you know.

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So they want a medal when they lose an election how about one showing a big boot and an arse.

They also want a big pay off because the poor little darlings are unemployable.

Qualifications to be an MP: Practically none.
Skills: N/A
Working Hours: Not specified so make your own up

And when they leave what can they offer a new employer from their experience as an MP.

Skill set:
Ability to juggle more than one job
Lying
Prevarication
Pontification
Back stabbing


Cue WE with his Mr Barraclough defence "You are being very harsh most MPs are hard working, honest and devoted to public service blah blah"

Edited by Badger11 (08 Feb 2023 8.59am)

 


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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Feb 23 8.58am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by Badger11

You couldn't make this up a report by a cross party committee of MPS. In case you were wondering what they do all day now you know.

[Link]

So they want a medal when they lose an election how about one showing a big boot and an arse.

They also want a big pay off because the poor little darlings are unemployable.

Qualifications to be an MP: Practically none.
Skills: N/A
Working Hours: Not specified so make your own up

And when they leave what can they offer a new employer from their experience as an MP.

Skill set:
Ability to juggle more than one job
Lying
Prevarication
Pontification
Back stabbing


Weirdly similar to the expectations of football managers whose CV's read:

Sacked
Sacked
Resigned (Internal dispute)
Sacked

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 08 Feb 23 9.16am Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by Nicholas91

Weirdly similar to the expectations of football managers whose CV's read:

Sacked
Sacked
Resigned (Internal dispute)
Sacked

LOL very true also known as the Manager Merry go round (buggins turn).

 


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View HKOwen's Profile HKOwen Online Flag Hong Kong 08 Feb 23 9.33am Send a Private Message to HKOwen Add HKOwen as a friend

You couldn't make it up

 


Responsibility Deficit Disorder is a medical condition. Symptoms include inability to be corrected when wrong, false sense of superiority, desire to share personal info no else cares about, general hubris. It's a medical issue rather than pure arrogance.

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View cROYdonrogers's Profile cROYdonrogers Flag Leamington Spa 08 Feb 23 10.38am Send a Private Message to cROYdonrogers Add cROYdonrogers as a friend

The bit I liked was a Certificate of Core Skills. That would be an interesting list.

 

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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 08 Feb 23 11.02am Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

Moaning whinging pussies like most people these days. Oh, I did a job - give me a medal. I suppose a lot used to get merit badges at school.
Perhaps people should get dole long service medals that they should have to wear? 5 years unemployed Dole Service Medal, 10 years Long Service Medal, 15 years Distinguished Dole Service Medal and a solid gold cock and balls one at 20 years.

 


Red and Blue Army!

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View CrazyBadger's Profile CrazyBadger Flag Ware 08 Feb 23 11.13am Send a Private Message to CrazyBadger Add CrazyBadger as a friend

"The report said the Commons should also provide mental health support as MPs felt abandoned and ‘hounded out’ of office amid a ‘brutal toxic political culture’."

Classic English Politics. Treat the symptom, not the illness.

 


"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one"

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View Nicholas91's Profile Nicholas91 Flag The Democratic Republic of Kent 08 Feb 23 11.22am Send a Private Message to Nicholas91 Add Nicholas91 as a friend

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Moaning whinging pussies like most people these days. Oh, I did a job - give me a medal. I suppose a lot used to get merit badges at school.
Perhaps people should get dole long service medals that they should have to wear? 5 years unemployed Dole Service Medal, 10 years Long Service Medal, 15 years Distinguished Dole Service Medal and a solid gold cock and balls one at 20 years.

They at least get a flat, and some who bewilderingly reproduce a home, some money and concessions elsewhere in life.

 


Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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View The Dolphin's Profile The Dolphin Flag 08 Feb 23 12.16pm Send a Private Message to The Dolphin Add The Dolphin as a friend

I read it earlier!
Whatever next - have they no shame at all?

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 08 Feb 23 12.17pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by The Dolphin

I read it earlier!
Whatever next - have they no shame at all?

Not whilst the gravy train keeps a rollin.

 


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View steeleye20's Profile steeleye20 Online Flag Croydon 08 Feb 23 3.59pm Send a Private Message to steeleye20 Add steeleye20 as a friend

Now that the asylum seekers are no longer going to Pontins, I would put them there.

 

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View Badger11's Profile Badger11 Flag Beckenham 08 Feb 23 4.33pm Send a Private Message to Badger11 Add Badger11 as a friend

Originally posted by steeleye20

Now that the asylum seekers are no longer going to Pontins, I would put them there.

If there is a pier I am all in favour of that and then encourage the public to push them off.

 


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