'That Grand Old Wally Steve
He had a few dozen men
He marched them up to the top of the hill
and he marched them down again
And when they were up they were up (but not for much longer at this rate)
And when they were down they were down (and going further down)
And when they were only halfway up...'

Someone else finish it for me

Oh, thank god it was just a terrible play on the nursery rhyme. I was worried the royal pedo had revealed himself to be a fan.

And still wouldn't be the most embarrassing thing for our club today.

Surely it’s got to be;

He naused it up again..!!

COYP