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View Leecpfc's Profile Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 2.53pm Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

Quote Eager eagle at 28 Sep 2010 2.50pm

There was a young girl called Lunt
who's manner was usually blunt
her sh!t didn't stink,or so she would think
but I always thought " what a Cnut"


Brings a tear to the eye. A masterpiece.

 


Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 28 Sep 10 2.53pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

I would just like to thank Lunty for making this my most successful thread ever. Didn't take many posts to achieve that granted but I owe you.

£15 do?

 


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Quote Eager eagle at 28 Sep 2010 2.50pm

There was a young girl called Lunt
who's manner was usually blunt
her sh!t didn't stink,or so she would think
but I always thought " what a Cnut"


Lyrical genius

 

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View Leecpfc's Profile Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 2.57pm Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

There once was a woman called Kenny
Who's admirers there used to be many
She had debts but was rich,
And then people cried bitch,
But they'd still shag her arse for a penny.


 


Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 28 Sep 10 2.58pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Quote Miss Walshy at 28 Sep 2010 12.00pm

Quote Leecpfc at 28 Sep 2010 11.54am

NSFW [Link]


NOT
work safe.

Would be handy if when people are leaving links to other websites and if it doesn't say what they are in the URL to advise us workers (yes, I know its hard to believe I in fact do any work) whetehr to click on them during work hours. Ta in advance.

Spazz


 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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View Seth's Profile Seth Flag On a pale blue dot 28 Sep 10 2.59pm Send a Private Message to Seth Add Seth as a friend

Quote Leecpfc at 28 Sep 2010 2.57pm

There once was a woman called Kenny
Who's admirers there used to be many
She had debts but was rich,
And then people cried bitch,
But they'd still shag her arse for a penny.



 


"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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View Johnny Eagles's Profile Johnny Eagles Flag berlin 28 Sep 10 3.07pm Send a Private Message to Johnny Eagles Add Johnny Eagles as a friend

To the tune of Lord of the Dance:

Lunt-y, wherever you may be
For that ticket you still owe mo-ney,
Run off and f*ck Bonkers or DRT
But at least give Forest a hand-job for free...

 


...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

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View Leecpfc's Profile Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 28 Sep 10 3.13pm Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

I'm sorry to be rude and a bit blunt
But this poem is about a bird called Lunt
She got in a strop
When half the HOL went pop
On her face, in her arse and her c*nt

 


Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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Hoof Hearted 28 Sep 10 3.17pm

It's not the first time she's flounced.

She was known as Eahlefc (the well known spelling mistake).

She has also flirted with Millwall in the past.

I am still friends with her on facebook along with Seth so I'll do a bit of digging and get back to you all as to the boyfriend thing and stuff....

Poorly executed flounce though I agree.

Edited by Hoof Hearted (28 Sep 2010 3.20pm)

 

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View The Sash's Profile The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 28 Sep 10 3.23pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

I still dont believe CF for one minute

I expect him and KL to announce their engagement any day now.

Kenny Funt or maybe she'll keep her maiden name and be known as Kenny Lunt-Funt ?

I am off to buy a big wedding hat and some poppers for the reception


I quite liked Lunty, you just didnt take her that serioulsy, yes she loved a bit of attention and made too many referencces to her lady bits and her Z list celeb spotting but then again dont we all..but utter bollocks that she knocked Forest for money

 


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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 28 Sep 10 3.23pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 28 Sep 2010 3.17pm

It's not the first time she's flounced.

She was known as Eahlefc (the well known spelling mistake).

She has also flirted with Millwall in the past.

I am still friends with her on facebook along with Seth so I'll do a bit of digging and get back to you all as to the boyfriend thing and stuff....

Poorly executed flounce though I agree.
Edited by Hoof Hearted (28 Sep 2010 3.20pm)


What do you know about flouncing, eh?

 


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View Dulwichsteve's Profile Dulwichsteve Flag (Another Girl) Another Planet 28 Sep 10 3.24pm Send a Private Message to Dulwichsteve Add Dulwichsteve as a friend

Quote Kermit8 at 28 Sep 2010 1.10pm

Quote The Sash at 28 Sep 2010 1.06pm

Quote Kermit8 at 28 Sep 2010 12.37pm

Ha! Sash watches Eastenders.


I havent watched Eastenders since Ali Osman knocked up Mary the Punk Kerms



Ah, yes - that fine classically trained actor who played Ali. It was like watching Mckellern at his best.

Must be at The National these days plying his trade.


And Mary. That Mary. She was always so fvcking miserable and contrary.

The halcyon days of Eastenders....with memorable dialogue delivered as if reading first time from the script....


"What is it Sue? Is it the memory of baby Hassan that is haunting you Sue?"

 


I'm a sleeping dog, but you can't tell
When I'm on the prowl you'd better run like hell

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