"Whose the scouser in the red" was the funniest for me. I think I may have started the ironic Jerome cheer, but I'll keep quiet about that [cos I probably didn't].

After the game and on the way to the tram, there was a Manure replica shirt type. Went up to a copper and asked her the way to the station. She laughed and said follow the crowd [we were about 100 yards away!]. Thing is, he asked in a broad London accent. Obviously his first home game. Fine if he was a kid with his dad, but he was in his 50s. Only got a ticket as it was against one of the "rubbish" teams.