All irrelevant, you'll be in League One.

This shows a poor understanding of current form.

The poor mans John Cooper Clark

Praise from Caesar, is praise indeed.

I wonder what it's like being the living embodyment blah blah blah

If you ever get to one of your home games darling, just ask around and you will find plenty that can help you with your enquiry

this video of our last visit to yours

Can't get it to play. Someone has replaced the link with Johnny Fortune nodding-in a Jerome Thomas cross

Oh sorry just woke up after reading the first 3 lines

Still no cure for the ADHD then sweetie ?

Are you scared of the dark ?

Yes, and old photos of Dowie

molested by your over zealous security staff

Don't knock it big boy, some folks charge.

Anyhoo,

looks like you failures are running through the current list of has-beens for the managers job:

Pulis - too boring for Stoke, but ideal for you.
Coleman - Contract not renewed by the mighty Wales, but ideal for you
McLeish - No good for Brum or Trees, but ideal for you.
Pardpoo - You would be a handy excuse for the Toon to get rid of him.
Avram - Could bring his Pompey magic to you...er...er ?
O'Neill - Celtic/Villa/Sunderland/You lot - what a CV!

So, I guess it's old worncock back again, once SC has said "yes" and then fled after 24hrs (as usual), or just hang on till Doggie gets the sack and make friends again.

The good news is, we are all ready for your arrival back in the small time, with exciting trips to Yeovil and Doncaster replacing all that glory boy stuff.
Kids for a Quid and no goal-line technology,street parking, programmes for £3, and the chance of 3 points.

See you then my little pitta breads, must dash before the price of electricity goes up again.

VP

"Floatin' down the river with a saturated liver, and I wish I could forgive her, but I do believe she meant it"