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we NEED a joel ward song!

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View el jefe's Profile el jefe Flag 31 Mar 14 7.33pm Send a Private Message to el jefe Add el jefe as a friend

We will never give him up,
He will never let us down,
He can play left or right,
That's JOEL WARD!
We paid 400 grand,
To the Pompey and,
He's the best right back in the land,
That's JOEL WARD!

 

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View EagleLegend97's Profile EagleLegend97 Flag London 31 Mar 14 7.42pm Send a Private Message to EagleLegend97 Add EagleLegend97 as a friend

We brought him here, from Fratton Park
Wardy's ours and he's f**king class!

 

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View timmyb's Profile timmyb Flag Banstead 31 Mar 14 9.36pm Send a Private Message to timmyb Add timmyb as a friend

Quote Palace_denizen at 31 Mar 2014 1.12am

to the tune of Dolly Parton's 'Joelene'
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Joel Ward, Joel Ward, Joel Ward, Joel Waaard,
I'm begging of you please don't break your man


How about changing the second line to...

"It really is about time that you scored."

 

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View TUX's Profile TUX Flag redhill 31 Mar 14 9.59pm Send a Private Message to TUX Add TUX as a friend

Others are there to score. He heads balls off the line in the dying seconds bud

 

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View alaneagle1's Profile alaneagle1 Flag Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 31 Mar 14 10.03pm Send a Private Message to alaneagle1 Add alaneagle1 as a friend

Don't give up the Day Jobs lads.

 


Palace 13th 2017/18.

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View Joeberto's Profile Joeberto Flag Streatham Hill 31 Mar 14 10.13pm Send a Private Message to Joeberto Add Joeberto as a friend

OK, to the tune of...'Never gonna give you up' by Rick Astley. You heard me right! What a classic (or not).
I reckon it could work:

Never gonna beat Joel Ward,
Never gonna get him down,
cos he's gonna run around,
and HURT you!
Never gonna beat Joel Ward,
never gonna hold him down,
cos he's gonna run around,
and DESTROY you!

You can also do his name to the synth bit. Along the lines of: Joooeeell Ward, Joooel Ward, Ohh Joel Ward, Joel Waaaard!

OK, you can lynch me now.

 

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View pstrutt's Profile pstrutt Flag Busselton, WA 31 Mar 14 10.15pm Send a Private Message to pstrutt Add pstrutt as a friend

It ain't xmas, but how about NOEL?

Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel
Skinning the wingers and giving them hell!

Joel, Joel, Joel, Joel,
Stepover wizard, legendary eagle!

 


So I manage a Workshop which provides a safe learning environment for blokes struggling with PTSD and other mental health issues. Being a Palace fan isn't listed yet.

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View samprior's Profile samprior Flag Hamburg 31 Mar 14 10.30pm Send a Private Message to samprior Add samprior as a friend

to the tune of robin hood:

Joel Ward, Joel Ward.
flying down the wing.
Joel Ward, Joel Ward
no tackle he can't win
Feared by our rivals, loved by the lord
Joel Ward, Joel Ward, Joel Ward.

Even fits in a nod to his religious beliefs

....or simply could just use the classic, Arsenal, Arsenal, Arsenal chant, Joel Ward, Joel Ward, Joel Ward etc.....sometimes the simple ones are best!

 

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View pstrutt's Profile pstrutt Flag Busselton, WA 31 Mar 14 10.33pm Send a Private Message to pstrutt Add pstrutt as a friend

Quote reborn at 31 Mar 2014 5.53pm

Joel is a committed Christian, there must be some interesting chants in that?


Joel Ward is a Christian,
He wears his Christian pants,
But when he plays for Palace
He deserves better chants!

 


So I manage a Workshop which provides a safe learning environment for blokes struggling with PTSD and other mental health issues. Being a Palace fan isn't listed yet.

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View Username's Profile Username Flag Horsham 31 Mar 14 10.33pm Send a Private Message to Username Add Username as a friend

Given his ability to play pretty much anywhere, I'd say it's not too big a stretch to suggest that surely we all dream of a team of Joel Wards?

 


Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

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Ron Noades Mother Flag 31 Mar 14 10.48pm

He's a born again Christian
And he's seen the light
He plays on the left
And he plays on the right
He plays for the Palace
And he follows the Lord
He is the new messiah
And his name is Joel Ward....

Then just chant Joel Ward with a few claps(like singing Palace)

Is that religious enough ??

 

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View Buzzcock's Profile Buzzcock Flag In an underground lair near Bright... 31 Mar 14 11.28pm Send a Private Message to Buzzcock Add Buzzcock as a friend

To Snoop Dogg's "Who am I"
Joel Wardy Ward
Joel Wardy Ward, (What's his Motherfukcin name?)
Joel Wardy Ward
Joel Wardy Ward

Bowwowwowyipeeayeyippeeyay

What's his Motherfukcin name?
Etc etc...

Sorry

 


In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he.

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