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View black eagle.'s Profile black eagle. Flag south croydon. 21 Apr 14 7.49am Send a Private Message to black eagle. Add black eagle. as a friend

You beat Livwrpool by getting balls into the box,Sokho is a weakness at centre back.

 

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View slubglurge's Profile slubglurge Flag welling 21 Apr 14 8.32am Send a Private Message to slubglurge Add slubglurge as a friend

Hopefully they will be Champions by then and their players thoughts will turn to the World Cup. Their players may be treading on eggshells with fear of injury, so with a bit of luck we could plough straight through them.

 

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EastEndPalace Flag WithHardNutsCosImAHardBastard 21 Apr 14 8.40am

I think I have the blueprint in order to beat Liverpool. Upon calculating many sums and hours and hours of problem solving I have come to the conclusion that in order to beat Liverpool we must score at least more then them. I discovered this by using Pythagoras's theory and by the process of elimination. I also used my informants on twitter to discover that Brendan Rodgers also thinks in order to beat us they must score one more then us. I have thus given us the advantage HAR f***ING HAR YOU SCOUSE WINDOW LICKING, WHEEL STEALING UMBRO WEARING w***ERS.

 

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View Eagle_SA's Profile Eagle_SA Flag Just outside Cape Town 21 Apr 14 8.41am Send a Private Message to Eagle_SA Add Eagle_SA as a friend

Quote bexleydave at 20 Apr 2014 3.59pm

Perhaps we should concentrate on Man City first, do you think?

^^^^^
This!

 


And I see signs of half remembered days, I hear bells that chime in strange familiar ways

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View alaneagle1's Profile alaneagle1 Flag Dunstable,Bedfordshire.England 21 Apr 14 8.44am Send a Private Message to alaneagle1 Add alaneagle1 as a friend

I think the best way is to lose 9-0 at Anfield, then lose 2-0 at Selhurst,then play them at Villa Park and win 4-3 AET.

 


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View Selhurstboys's Profile Selhurstboys Flag Basel 21 Apr 14 2.43pm Send a Private Message to Selhurstboys Add Selhurstboys as a friend

Let's wait for the team-sheet on Wednesday 8th May. :-)

 

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View adrian b's Profile adrian b Flag Landrindod, Wales 22 Apr 14 3.57pm Send a Private Message to adrian b Add adrian b as a friend

Quote Selhurstboys at 21 Apr 2014 2.43pm

Let's wait for the team-sheet on Wednesday 8th May. :-)


Surely TP will get the team sheet long before that

 

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View Pierre's Profile Pierre Flag Purley 22 Apr 14 4.57pm Send a Private Message to Pierre Add Pierre as a friend

In fact havn't they complained already that we had have their team sheet faxed over already. I am sure that Dougie phoned Liverpool and the League to inform them.

 

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View TUX's Profile TUX Flag redhill 22 Apr 14 5.15pm Send a Private Message to TUX Add TUX as a friend

The recently acquired Liverpool team sheet:

1. Eh

2. EhEh 3. Calmdown 4. CalmdownEh 5. Scally'etti


6. Shespreggers 7. Newtash 8. You Wha' 9. YNWAio


10. Itsaperm 11. Cannibal

 

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View Selhurstboys's Profile Selhurstboys Flag Basel 22 Apr 14 7.08pm Send a Private Message to Selhurstboys Add Selhurstboys as a friend

Quote adrian b at 22 Apr 2014 3.57pm

Quote Selhurstboys at 21 Apr 2014 2.43pm

Let's wait for the team-sheet on Wednesday 8th May. :-)


Surely TP will get the team sheet long before that


Bollox, I got the wrong date, that'll be the Fulham teamsheet, I meant say Friday 2nd May.

 

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View blind eagle's Profile blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 23 Apr 14 5.02pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

Quote EastEndPalace at 21 Apr 2014 8.40am

I think I have the blueprint in order to beat Liverpool. Upon calculating many sums and hours and hours of problem solving I have come to the conclusion that in order to beat Liverpool we must score at least more then them. I discovered this by using Pythagoras's theory and by the process of elimination. I also used my informants on twitter to discover that Brendan Rodgers also thinks in order to beat us they must score one more then us. I have thus given us the advantage HAR f***ING HAR YOU SCOUSE WINDOW LICKING, WHEEL STEALING UMBRO WEARING w***ERS.


Take it easy mate don't talk about informants on ere because Cardiff's secret police have got you bugged and you may have to share a cell with Moody. Always sit with your back to the wall because there are an awful lot of artful dodgers out there who are ready to bounce and bug you.

 

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View blcbob's Profile blcbob Flag Belfast 24 Apr 14 10.17am Send a Private Message to blcbob Add blcbob as a friend

When Liverpool have the ball their center backs occupy the full back positions and Gerrard sits in the space left by the CBs;so just stick someone right up against Gerrard.Skirtel and Sakho can't pass for s***,let them have the ball. Liverpool's passing game goes to pot , simples.

Edited by blcbob (24 Apr 2014 10.18am)

 

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