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 eag-les  Coulsdon 20 Apr 14 11.45pm |
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Dairy Millor Sport West Ham have sensationally accused Crystal Palace of kidnapping Fat Sam and his team sheet just hours before yesterday's London derby. Fat Sam was said to have been finishing a good ol' east end pony and trap and wiping his fat @rse with the Wet Spam team sheet, when around 200 masked intruders all dressed in black stormed the Upton sh*thole to the sound of a banging drum and bundled him in to one of the many caravans parked behind the Trevor Bookend stand. BFS was later released unharmed but Hammers fans have pleaded with the kidnappers to take him back. A Premier League official announced that they would not be docking Palace the 27 points West Ham were hoping for.Sam was later seen stuffing his face with Ole Gunnar Sulk-skjaer and Dougie Greedman in Tan's Takeaway in Cardiff City centre.
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| bearsgrease cornwall 21 Apr 14 12.11am |
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Ever thought about a job in journalism? Probably more truth here than in other stories.
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| eag-les Coulsdon 21 Apr 14 12.26am |
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Quote bearsgrease at 21 Apr 2014 12.11am
Ever thought about a job in journalism? Probably more truth here than in other stories. Exactly bg ..... might give the journalism a miss though!
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