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View Only one Salako's Profile Only one Salako Flag London 22 Apr 14 9.32pm Send a Private Message to Only one Salako Add Only one Salako as a friend

I said before we should go original with a rejig of "Da sound of da police" so here is my take on it...

Red, Blue, we're the fans of the Pulis
(And repeat)

 


"they gave it everything, every ounce of blood, sweat and guts. They battled, they never ducked a challenge and, as their fans ripped their T-shirts off in the stands, creating the kind of heady atmosphere that has turned Selhurst Park into an amphitheatre" Matthew Syed

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Ron Noades Mother Flag 22 Apr 14 10.27pm

To the tune Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs..

Oh Tony Tony Tony Pulis....ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh
We never thought that you could do this...ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Just stay forever Tony Pulis ...ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
We love you Tony Tony Pulis..ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Easy to sing and would sound pretty good if the whole ground got this going...

I'll start against City ;o)

Edited by Ron Noades Mother (22 Apr 2014 10.28pm)

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 22 Apr 14 10.30pm

Quote Happiness Stan at 22 Apr 2014 5.12pm

To Police and thieves :

Pulis and millen on the bench,
Oooh yeah
Doing the business in his
Baseball cap and tracksuit

X2

And all the crowd are singing,
For the red and blue,
Singing pride of South London and we love you
And all the crowd are palace
Through and through
Hear what I say..... Hey hey hey hey hey

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I'll get me coat...


Edited by Happiness Stan (22 Apr 2014 5.21pm)

Should we do the falsetto Junior Murvin or the Clash version?

 

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View Ian77's Profile Ian77 Flag 22 Apr 14 10.49pm Send a Private Message to Ian77 Add Ian77 as a friend

There's only one Tony Pulis
One Tony Pulis
For making us strong
He must win a gong
Walking in a Pulis wonderland

 

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View Happiness Stan's Profile Happiness Stan Flag Itchycoo Park 22 Apr 14 10.50pm Send a Private Message to Happiness Stan Add Happiness Stan as a friend

Take yer pick. Get up on the off beat. CanThe drummer play reggae fills? Any chicken Scratch guitarists in the HF? Oh well.

Alt:

As he's a sheep worrier, to tune of bread of heaven:

Tony pulis, tony pulis,
Ron noades mother is a whore, (is a whore)
Ron noades mother is a whore....

 


"How can I remember to keep it all together when half the moon is taken away?"

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View sydtheeagle's Profile sydtheeagle Flag England 22 Apr 14 10.51pm Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 22 Apr 2014 10.30pm

Should we do the falsetto Junior Murvin or the Clash version?

I dunno, Nick. With all the Tories in these parts, the Dave Grohl corporate version might be in order.

 


Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 22 Apr 14 10.51pm

Quote Happiness Stan at 22 Apr 2014 10.50pm

Take yer pick. Get up on the off beat. CanThe drummer play reggae fills? Any chicken Scratch guitarists in the HF? Oh well.



 

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View Buzzcock's Profile Buzzcock Flag In an underground lair near Bright... 23 Apr 14 12.11am Send a Private Message to Buzzcock Add Buzzcock as a friend

Quote Ron Noades Mother at 22 Apr 2014 10.27pm

To the tune Ruby by Kaiser Chiefs..

Oh Tony Tony Tony Pulis....ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahhh
We never thought that you could do this...ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
Just stay forever Tony Pulis ...ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
We love you Tony Tony Pulis..ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh

Easy to sing and would sound pretty good if the whole ground got this going...

I'll start against City ;o)

Edited by Ron Noades Mother (22 Apr 2014 10.28pm)

As these go not bad at all RNM.
Scans well with perfect ahh quota.

This'll be in the top 5 Womble chants on this thread but a song known by approx 0.7% of the HOL. Anyway Tomsk keeps pitching this one at me so ....

Oh la la la la Tony Pulis
We never stop winning
Oh la la la la Tony Pulis
We are Crystal Palace, now hear the Palace sing.

To the tune of "Banana Rock" by the Wombles.

 


In the woods there grew a tree. And a fine fine tree was he.

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View Phil H's Profile Phil H Flag 23 Apr 14 1.08am Send a Private Message to Phil H Add Phil H as a friend

To the tune of "Jesus Christ Superstar"

Tony Pulis
Superstar
Comes down from Stoke in his motorcar
Tony Pulis
Superstar
Nobody thought we could get this far.

Or more simply, to the tune of "We will rock you"

To-ny To-ny
Pulis! Pulis!

 

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View Harry Beever's Profile Harry Beever Flag Newbury 23 Apr 14 7.02am Send a Private Message to Harry Beever Add Harry Beever as a friend

Loads of good ones.

Another variation on a theme:

His name is Tony Pulis,
He wears a baseball cap
He's the best there is around
And thats the end of that

He also wears a tracksuit
He sprints off at full time
He came to help when we were f***ed
And got us across the line.

 

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View pstrutt's Profile pstrutt Flag Busselton, WA 23 Apr 14 8.19am Send a Private Message to pstrutt Add pstrutt as a friend

Blur:

There's no other way,
Like Tony Pulis' way,
All that you can do is watch them play!

 


So I manage a Workshop which provides a safe learning environment for blokes struggling with PTSD and other mental health issues. Being a Palace fan isn't listed yet.

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View sydtheeagle's Profile sydtheeagle Flag England 23 Apr 14 8.52am Send a Private Message to sydtheeagle Add sydtheeagle as a friend

Invoking the spirit of another bald (more or less) eagle...

Just one Antonio
Give him to me
He's from Stoke City
In the Potteries

He's got no hair
But we don't care
He's Tony Pulis
He beat Chelsea...

 


Sydenham by birth. Selhurst by the Grace of God.

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