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 the despotic banana  Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 12 Feb 04 4.15pm |
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1. Having to dry yourself with a wet towel. 2. The squeaking sound green beans make against your teeth when you eat them. 3. Using a communal shower and coming out with feet like a hobbit's. Why can't people just wash away their pubic hairs when they're done, eh?
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 Cucking Funt  Clapham on the Back 12 Feb 04 4.17pm |
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Quote ElliottHutchins at 12 Feb 2004 4:10pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 12 Feb 2004 4:09pm
Quote kav at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm
You know 2.30pm is medication time Cucking? Quote Cucking Funt at 12 Feb 2004 3:54pm
I must admit, I've known one or two women with pretty bloody stinky mackerel(s) as well.... I try to liven this board up with my quirky personality and look at all the thanks I get. I think your great! I dont know what bex cant see in u.... E
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| kav The Helicopter View 12 Feb 04 4.18pm |
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Unless you have an allergy to nuts of course. Quote Moose at 12 Feb 2004 4:13pm
Quote iantheeagle at 12 Feb 2004 4:10pm
3. Chocolate Peanuts
Choccy peanuts are a wonder of the world.
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| reborn 12 Feb 04 4.20pm |
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Damn Pikey, no3 must really pi,ss you off ! Quote pikey_eagle at 12 Feb 2004 2:32pm
1. Women who read a book when I'm bonking them. 2. People who feign death when I talk to them 3. Those illegal immigrants who walk really slowly at the train station, smoking, on their way to their job at Railtrack, dressed up in their Rudeboy gear, whilst do-gooding and being idiotic pacifists. They're the worst.
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| stevo Reigate 12 Feb 04 4.23pm |
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Quote jcreedy at 12 Feb 2004 4:14pm
4. People on HOL who get jealous because we don't flirt with them............. wink wink stevo lol. Very good Mr Creedy, damn you've blown my cover.
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| reborn 12 Feb 04 4.23pm |
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Hope my no1 didnt offend bexter? Quote Bexter at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm
i am creedy - since conception! a family of hippies i'm afraid - right back to grandparents!
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| Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 12 Feb 04 4.24pm |
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Quote reborn at 12 Feb 2004 4:23pm
Hope my no1 didnt offend bexter? Quote Bexter at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm
i am creedy - since conception! a family of hippies i'm afraid - right back to grandparents!
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| reborn 12 Feb 04 4.25pm |
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makes good fertilzer.... For the record No 4: Rude people Quote Cucking Funt at 12 Feb 2004 4:24pm
Quote reborn at 12 Feb 2004 4:23pm
Hope my no1 didnt offend bexter? Quote Bexter at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm
i am creedy - since conception! a family of hippies i'm afraid - right back to grandparents!
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| Petealiator 1066 Country! 12 Feb 04 4.36pm |
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1) People who... well just people really! 2) Chavs and their s***e music! (not sure if they qualify for my first choice? Are they people in the strictest sense of the word?) 3) All those other b******s who don't qualify for my first or second choices! b******S! Oh and anything Cucking lists, he's got it pretty much sorted in my book! Oh and the old c*** who drove straight at me today on the A140 on the wrong side of the road while I was doing 70mph (only my extreme driving skills saved him from a very nasty head-on, shortly followed by the swift removal of his still-beating heart by a mentally deranged skinhead even more swiftly followed by the inserting of the afore mentioned still-beating heart down the b******s scrawny fecking throat!) b******! Good job I'd stopped f***ing about with my stereo and was actually watching the road ahead for once!
My Rocksteady band... |
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| roffeyeagle Freedman Wonderland 12 Feb 04 4.40pm |
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1) Pessimism 2) Illegal Immigrants... the b******s, take our jobs, our homes, our hospital beds, our tax money etc.... 3) B.O - Can't people have a shower or at least put some deodrant on? 4) People who can't count...
'Happy being mediocre; if you've got no targets, you can't fail' - Mantra for life and Palace. Feel free to check out the Expat Eagles Facebook Group [Link] Viva la revolution! |
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| kav The Helicopter View 12 Feb 04 4.46pm |
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1)People who moan about things that annoy them 2)People who moan 3)People
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| reborn 13 Feb 04 7.18am |
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1 Kav
Just kidding lads....
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