Theyre like the 3 musketeers...

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1) Female comedians
2) Sexism
3) Danny Baker

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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At least I'm only the third most annoying, phew!

It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

7 Female sport - full stop
8 Women at England games screaming in my ear and saying silly sh1t about who has got the best legs etc
9 The double standards of the political correctness lobby

My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

Now listen lads, don't laugh. But I was working so hard yesterday afternoon I missed all this banter.
But rest assured Cucking I would have been straight in there with some obscure Sausage/Kebab reference. You boys know me better than my family!

Moose,
You're right about Superfly - trouble is he's going to be in the pub on the 28th and no matter how hard I try I'm gonna call him "Danny" at some stage - it will be like the "Mollllllllle" bit in Austin Powers.

Jcreedy,
I'd have put you in at No.1 on the most annoying list. I think reborn realises you get a bit weepy so put you down a couple of places.

These mayu have been in my Room 101 rant but worth mentioning again:

4) People who read books at stations whilst walking along.
5)People who get to the ticket barrier and then start looking for their ticket. Yeah good one mate that must have been a right f***ing surprise. A combination of 4 & 5 usually gets tripped up by Pikey_Eagle or at least has the back of their leg scraped on the escaltor.
6)Qualified Accountants.

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

This is nothing less than a witch hunt.