Do you poo at work?
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 Harry Beever  Newbury 03 Feb 15 6.48pm |
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Follow the Punch way of pooing when and where I want. Work is perfect. Save on loo paper and makes for a good break to go brownloading and checking the hol.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 03 Feb 15 10.46pm |
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I love to sh*t at work. You're being paid to park breakfast, plus incurring none of the expenses. Whats not to love.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 03 Feb 15 11.07pm |
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alas for me a s*** at work has to be done in my own time, as I found out to my cost after my first teaching job. Who'd have thought 30 9 year olds could cause so much chaos if left unattended.
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 03 Feb 15 11.33pm |
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I have no compunction about paying a visit to Goods Out. I'll relate two occasions that I think you will enjoy: 1. On one occasion when entering the bog, I noticed on the floor a previous occupants inadvertently (I think) dropped a rasher of bacon! 2. On another occasion, I was on the throne when somebody else entered the facility. For the next 5 minutes, this other person proceeded to tap dance! I never did find out who our Riverdance hero was. Edited by Harpo (04 Feb 2015 11.59am)
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| xGeorgex Oh South London 04 Feb 15 12.18am |
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Don't know if someone has beaten me to it but... We know Gus Poyet does.
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| matthau South Croydon 04 Feb 15 1.21am |
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how the fk do you 'choose' not to poo at work if you have to go more than once a day?
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| morganistic 04 Feb 15 10.50am |
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the problem can be the dirty stinking ignorant f*ckers who share work bogs. I used to work un a place where you would walk in and there would be a mound of dark sloppy sh*t on top of a load of toilet paper. So presumably they lined the pan with paper, maybe so as not to make a noise I don't know, opened their bowels, then just f*cked off and left. Didn't wipe, didn't flush, didn't give a f*ck. It was probably the MD.
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Feb 15 11.01am |
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obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience.
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 04 Feb 15 11.04am |
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I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer. Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet. On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though.
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| morganistic 04 Feb 15 11.08am |
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am
obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience. They're everywhere these days. Are they plumbed in? I imagine that when the loo company take it away there's just a massive pile of sh*t and piss and bog roll in a heap
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| kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 04 Feb 15 11.23am |
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Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 11.08am
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 04 Feb 2015 11.01am
obviously many of you have not taken into account the porta-loo experience. They're everywhere these days. Are they plumbed in? I imagine that when the loo company take it away there's just a massive pile of sh*t and piss and bog roll in a heap
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 04 Feb 15 11.33am |
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Quote Johnny Eagles at 04 Feb 2015 11.04am
I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer. Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet. On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though. I do that. Not only do I not really give a flying one about anyone overhearing my evacuations but I also equate the noise level obtained whilst defecating in a public place to a mark of masculinity. Also, you're missing out on games of stool tennis which you can play with an unknowing neighboring cubicle, where each 'plop' scores points.
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