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View Kermit8's Profile Kermit8 Flag Hevon 04 Feb 15 11.42am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

Never released the chocolate soldiers at school ever. Not once. So going into the workplace I had to overcome quite a few blockages. Took a while but, if memory serves, I was 25 when I did my first work poo experience. Never looked back after that.

Unless I had had a night on the guinness.

 


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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 04 Feb 15 11.45am Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.

 


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Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 10.50am

the problem can be the dirty stinking ignorant f*ckers who share work bogs. I used to work un a place where you would walk in and there would be a mound of dark sloppy sh*t on top of a load of toilet paper.

So presumably they lined the pan with paper, maybe so as not to make a noise I don't know, opened their bowels, then just f*cked off and left. Didn't wipe, didn't flush, didn't give a f*ck.

It was probably the MD.


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View Apollofuzz's Profile Apollofuzz Flag On the edge of reason 04 Feb 15 12.14pm Send a Private Message to Apollofuzz Add Apollofuzz as a friend

I am waiting for the Palace coach driver at Brighton to contribute to this thread.

 


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Quote alaneagle1 at 04 Feb 2015 11.46am

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 10.50am

the problem can be the dirty stinking ignorant f*ckers who share work bogs. I used to work un a place where you would walk in and there would be a mound of dark sloppy sh*t on top of a load of toilet paper.

So presumably they lined the pan with paper, maybe so as not to make a noise I don't know, opened their bowels, then just f*cked off and left. Didn't wipe, didn't flush, didn't give a f*ck.

It was probably the MD.


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Not clicking on that but even the thumbnail looks s***tier than David Furnish's after an evening's marital shenanigans

 


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Chap at work blocked the toilet with his massive turd. He panicked and phoned me from the loo thinking i'd be the most discreet person in the office (dunno HOW he got that idea). I had an email circulating the whole office before he'd even got off the phone.

I told him to log a call with facilities and for the briefest period of time I thought I was hilarious.

 




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Quote Johnny Eagles at 04 Feb 2015 11.04am

I'm a bit less cavalier if someone else is im there. I usually try and hold off from plopping until they go away again or use the handdryer.

Some people at my work have no shame. March in, sit down and let rip all kinds of disgusting noises accompanied by groans and squirts. They don't care who sees or hears. Just makes me glad I have a comparatively healthy diet.

On a bit of a tangent, apparently vegans like to talk a lot about pooing. Bet they're not a patch on the HOL though.


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Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.


Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy

 


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Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.


Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy


I go at least 3/4 times a day so If I didnt crap at work I would probably have exploded by tea time.

BUT... there is nothing like crapping on your own throne at home with a good book, a ciggy, and a cup of coffee, I've been sat there so long before I've given myself pins and needles, but you know what ? it's worth it.

 


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Whilst working as a van driver, rocked up at Beare green petrol station, absolutely chomping at the bit, had to walk like a crab to get to a single unisex/disabled bog which was occupied. A woman was waiting outside, when the current occupant exited I literally picked up this woman and moved her out the way and went in to drop my load, I totally annihilated it and left the intense humming of evil behind, a few minutes later I was still on the forecourt when she came out - if looks could kill I would be dead- was look of horror,disgust and murderous intent.

 

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Quote dannyh at 04 Feb 2015 1.19pm

Quote morganistic at 04 Feb 2015 12.35pm

Quote Superfly at 04 Feb 2015 11.45am

I think I should just add an extra note regarding stool tennis that you can only really play an odd single game. If it goes into sets and tie-breakers then somebody should seek medical attention.


Hehe nice.

Now over to Flushing Meadows where Splats Wilander has cubicled himself in with an untimely outbreak of Vitas Gerus***is in his round of thirty poo clash with Andrea Gassy


I go at least 3/4 times a day so If I didnt crap at work I would probably have exploded by tea time.

BUT... there is nothing like crapping on your own throne at home with a good book, a ciggy, and a cup of coffee, I've been sat there so long before I've given myself pins and needles, but you know what ? it's worth it.

Does that make it feel like someone else is doing it?

 




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