love John Cooper Clarke - more great lines from him

The bloody pubs are bloody dull, the bloody clubs are bloody full
Of bloody girls and bloody guys with bloody murder in their eyes.

There's a dead canary on a swivel seat, there's a rainbow in the road.
Meanwhile on Beasley Street silence is the code

We are the goon squad and we're going to town. Beep Beep!

The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
Am I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down

‘Football isn’t instant coffee. You have to work at it. You must grow the bean, grind it.’ Ian Holloway

remember when you ran away & I got on my knee's to beg you not to leave!
Well, you left me anyhow...

Napolean XIV-they're coming to take me away.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

Who knows a girl with Wednesday legs, so when's they gonna snap.

Olivers army is here to stay
Olivers army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else but here today...

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

With your username, I expected a Who lyric