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Midlands Eagle 02 Sep 16 6.47pm | |
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I went to a sporting lunch a few years ago and the guest speaker was Rod Marsh (not the footballer) and he said that John Emburey's nickname amongst his team mates was donkey
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manwitheagletattoo Somewhere in England 02 Sep 16 6.49pm | |
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My wife made me shave my Pubes, because she said my nob looked like a tits egg in a nest
South London & Proud |
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bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 02 Sep 16 6.52pm | |
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Originally posted by Lucas Oliver
Mine is 9 inches but even more impressive is my nose at 10 inches Wish i had a 9 inch knob instead of this great big thing between my legs.
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Bexley Eagle Bexley Kent 13 Sep 16 7.54pm | |
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Wish i had a 9 inch knob instead of this great big thing between my legs. What's his name?
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regal_eagle somewhere 13 Sep 16 9.18pm | |
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Originally posted by Lyons550
5.183....getttt in!!!! Wasn't it already in ?!?
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Tom-the-eagle Croydon 13 Sep 16 9.50pm | |
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Originally posted by Pussay Patrol
I can now happily class myself as a freak ! Who else is much larger than average like me?
"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit |
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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 13 Sep 16 9.53pm | |
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I have a 12" willy. the old ones are the best. On a true note: Edited by kingdowieonthewall (13 Sep 2016 9.53pm)
Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? |
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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 13 Sep 16 10.13pm | |
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My friend Billy
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Canterbury Palace Whitstable 13 Sep 16 10.26pm | |
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Dearly hoping that decimal point is in the wrong place.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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palace777 belfast 13 Sep 16 11.30pm | |
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I've only got a tiny dick,but I've 14 stone to ram it home with!
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Break Clapton 14 Sep 16 3.04am | |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
The problem is not the size of the p****, it is the number of women with huge v*****s. Briliant. And semi-accurate...
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