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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Jun 15 7.25pm
Quote Stuk at 01 Jun 2015 4.49pm Britain's got pets. I should also like to add that the entire 'public' process other than picking the winner, from the provided shortlist, is a sham. Indeed, in an age where you can just fire up the internet and watch endless clips of entertaining animals on youtube it seems a bit curious as to why people are so impressed with dogs. Although Simon Cowell getting five of them to sing was fairly impressive. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 01 Jun 15 7.25pm

Quote Stuk at 01 Jun 2015 4.49pm

Britain's got pets.

I should also like to add that the entire 'public' process other than picking the winner, from the provided shortlist, is a sham.

Indeed, in an age where you can just fire up the internet and watch endless clips of entertaining animals on youtube it seems a bit curious as to why people are so impressed with dogs.

Although Simon Cowell getting five of them to sing was fairly impressive.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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derben 01 Jun 15 8.16pm
Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Jun 2015 7.23pm Quote derben at 01 Jun 2015 5.23pm Why are cake inscripters so overlooked? Maybe they misread the title, BGT and refuse to take part.
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01 Jun 15 8.16pm

Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Jun 2015 7.23pm

Quote derben at 01 Jun 2015 5.23pm

Why are cake inscripters so overlooked?

Maybe they misread the title, BGT and refuse to take part.

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johnfirewall 01 Jun 15 8.22pm
They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.
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01 Jun 15 8.22pm

They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.

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Kermit8 Hevon 01 Jun 15 8.31pm
Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t. That's an untapped talent. Not sure though that Ant and Dec could cheeky humour their way out of that one from the wings to help get the act into the next round. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 01 Jun 15 8.31pm

Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm

They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.

That's an untapped talent. Not sure though that Ant and Dec could cheeky humour their way out of that one from the wings to help get the act into the next round.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Kermit8 Hevon 01 Jun 15 8.32pm
Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t. Richard Gere was rejected to appear so they do have some scruples. Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 01 Jun 15 8.32pm

Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm

They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.

Richard Gere was rejected to appear so they do have some scruples.

Big chest and massive boobs

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jamiemartin721 Reading 01 Jun 15 8.51pm
Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t. How s**t do you have to be in order to be less interesting than a dog (unless it involves smelling things) in a human talent contest. Disqualified from the human race for pushing. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 01 Jun 15 8.51pm

Quote johnfirewall at 01 Jun 2015 8.22pm

They're debating whether animals should be allowed on BGT on LBC. No because it's fcuking sh1t.

How s**t do you have to be in order to be less interesting than a dog (unless it involves smelling things) in a human talent contest.

Disqualified from the human race for pushing.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Jun 15 8.33am
I haven't seen it either but if a dog act is the pinnacle of the talent that's out there then simply Britains Got Talent ? The answer is obviously a resounding no... As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Jun 15 8.33am

I haven't seen it either but if a dog act is the pinnacle of the talent that's out there then simply

Britains Got Talent ? The answer is obviously a resounding no...

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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npn Crowborough 02 Jun 15 9.13am
Quote Stuk at 01 Jun 2015 5.37pm Quote Superfly at 01 Jun 2015 5.17pm Turns out, the dog ain't got much talent either [Link] I reckon the magician was on the fiddle too! There was something in the Metro about the magician's trick involving making something appear from inside a whole lemon, and at one point you could see his hand through the hole he'd made in the lemon - shock, horror - 'magician' is not actually in possession of magical powers!
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Crowborough 02 Jun 15 9.13am

Quote Stuk at 01 Jun 2015 5.37pm

Quote Superfly at 01 Jun 2015 5.17pm

Turns out, the dog ain't got much talent either

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I reckon the magician was on the fiddle too!

There was something in the Metro about the magician's trick involving making something appear from inside a whole lemon, and at one point you could see his hand through the hole he'd made in the lemon - shock, horror - 'magician' is not actually in possession of magical powers!

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Frickin Saweet South Cronx 02 Jun 15 9.32am
Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Jun 2015 4.29pm Never actually seen it, but you can't avoid hearing about it. For everyone who entered or took part, I'd like to point out that you should consider the reality of your situation, in that you lost a competition to a dog. And not even a famous dog, like Lassie. Ritual Seppuku is without doubt the only life choice left to you. You are less interesting that something that has to lick its own asshole, speaks no languages and muster almost as many facial expressions as Joan Collins. It would be bloody impressive if someone got on stage and licked their own arsehole. Especially if it was part of a contortionist act and said bumlicker was a total fittie.
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 01 Jun 2015 4.29pm

Never actually seen it, but you can't avoid hearing about it.

For everyone who entered or took part, I'd like to point out that you should consider the reality of your situation, in that you lost a competition to a dog.

And not even a famous dog, like Lassie.

Ritual Seppuku is without doubt the only life choice left to you. You are less interesting that something that has to lick its own asshole, speaks no languages and muster almost as many facial expressions as Joan Collins.

It would be bloody impressive if someone got on stage and licked their own arsehole. Especially if it was part of a contortionist act and said bumlicker was a total fittie.

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Kermit8 Hevon 02 Jun 15 9.52am
If a contortionist gave himself a blowjob that would be a totally new orientation group. A bendysexual Edited by Kermit8 (02 Jun 2015 9.53am) Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 02 Jun 15 9.52am

If a contortionist gave himself a blowjob that would be a totally new orientation group. A bendysexual

Edited by Kermit8 (02 Jun 2015 9.53am)

Big chest and massive boobs

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Mr Fenandes 02 Jun 15 9.58am
BGT reminds me of the recurring show "w***ing for coins" from TV go home. Check out our Croydon-based football comedy series 'Road to F.A. Cup'! All episodes available FREE here: [Link]
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02 Jun 15 9.58am

BGT reminds me of the recurring show "w***ing for coins" from TV go home.

Check out our Croydon-based football comedy series 'Road to F.A. Cup'!
All episodes available FREE here: [Link]

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 02 Jun 15 9.59am
Quote Kermit8 at 02 Jun 2015 9.52am If a contortionist gave himself a blowjob that would be a totally new orientation group. A bendysexual Edited by Kermit8 (02 Jun 2015 9.53am) That would be the icing on the cake.
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Quote Kermit8 at 02 Jun 2015 9.52am

If a contortionist gave himself a blowjob that would be a totally new orientation group. A bendysexual

Edited by Kermit8 (02 Jun 2015 9.53am)

That would be the icing on the cake.

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