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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 8.55am | |
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I just buried a massive ancient woolly pachyderm.
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 9.14am | |
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Top Tip... If your mouth is freezing up in cold weather, the best thing to do is to grit your teeth.
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 9.16am | |
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Some people like to book their spaces in cemeteries in advance, but personally I have grave reservations.
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 9.21am | |
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To the man who pushed me out of the way of the baggage carousel at Heathrow airport earlier today..... remember, what goes around, comes around!
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 9.26am | |
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At University, I was going to join the debating team, but my friends talked me out of it.
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 9.27am | |
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Why doesn't Elton John like Iceberg lettuce? He's a Rocket man.
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 9.35am | |
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My grandfather was in the RAF and flew Mosquitos during the war. Eventually they relented and gave him a plane.
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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 31 Aug 16 11.57am | |
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Welcome back Hoof
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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Hoof Hearted 31 Aug 16 12.11pm | |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Welcome back Hoof Got bored mezzer. Takes a while for me to type but worth it. Thanks for kind wishes.
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sitdownstandup 02 Oct 16 11.29am | |
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dunno if this has been posted here before but it's a good un... Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping. Hubert Reeves |
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Hoof Hearted 02 Oct 16 12.11pm | |
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Originally posted by sitdownstandup
dunno if this has been posted here before but it's a good un... Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." This joke would be funnier if you substitute "Willo" for "Dave".
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sitdownstandup 02 Oct 16 12.39pm | |
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Originally posted by Hoof Hearted
This joke would be funnier if you substitute "Willo" for "Dave".
Willo was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Man is the most insane species. He worships an invisible God and destroys a visible Nature. Unaware that this Nature he’s destroying is this God he’s worshipping. Hubert Reeves |
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