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View eagles2011's Profile eagles2011 Flag 19 Jul 15 4.06pm Send a Private Message to eagles2011 Add eagles2011 as a friend

If you pull an Essex bird, these translations of common phrases will come in handy:-

alma chizzit

A request to find the cost of an item


amant

Quantity; sum total


awss

A four-legged animal oftem used by travellers

branna

More brown than on a previous occasion

court a panda

A large hamburger

dan in the maff

Unhappy, sad

eton

Eaten, as food

eye-ells

Women's shoes


Furrock

The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre

garrij

Place to have your car serviced


Ibeefa


Balearic holiday island


lafarjik

Lacking in energy

paipa

New source, eg Sun, Star, Metro


reband

The period of recovery and emotional turmoil after rejection by latest lover


Sarffend

Costal resort with the worlds longest pier. Where Eastenders characters goin on holiday


tan

The city of London, the big smoke


webbats

Querying the location of something


wonnid

Desired


 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 19 Jul 15 4.09pm

Pantene the price of shampoo

 

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View Dan Theolmesdaleroad's Profile Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 19 Jul 15 4.23pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

An old joke, but still amusing: [Link]

 

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View PalazioVecchio's Profile PalazioVecchio Flag south pole 20 Jul 15 8.28am Send a Private Message to PalazioVecchio Add PalazioVecchio as a friend

this thread is good to read, OF AN EVENING

 


Eze Peasy at Anfield....

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