If a palace player slept with your woman
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 Red-Blue-Yellow  Surrey 03 Aug 15 8.36pm |
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Get a couple of photos on my mobile then phone The Sun and sell 'My Story'........retire.
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martinb75  Tampere 04 Aug 15 2.49pm |
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Cheer him on with his own chant.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 06 Aug 15 2.10pm |
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Quote oghash at 03 Aug 2015 7.52am
If it was Calvin Andrew i'd applaud. Congratulate him on finally scoring! Could be a nightmare if you were waiting for him to finish....
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 06 Aug 15 2.12pm |
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In the immortal words of Mike Reed 'Jesus Jules, I have to, but you....'
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| Part Time James 06 Aug 15 3.08pm |
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No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny?
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| dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 06 Aug 15 3.44pm |
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Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 3.08pm
No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny? No. Definitely No. I'd say when your finished, you've got 30 seconds to get the f*** out. Then I'd have beer with the palace player and play fifa.
"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'" |
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| Part Time James 06 Aug 15 3.45pm |
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Quote dannyh at 06 Aug 2015 3.44pm
Quote Part Time James at 06 Aug 2015 3.08pm
No doubt it'd be Yannick Bolasie working his way through the KARMMMa-sutra. Right? Did I make a funny? No. Definitely No. I'd say when your finished, you've got 30 seconds to get the f*** out. Then I'd have beer with the palace player and play fifa. Oh ok, everyone's a critic! I'll go back to my day job
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 06 Aug 15 4.29pm |
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I wouldn't be happy. She's M*llwall!
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| Part Time James 06 Aug 15 4.30pm |
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Quote Superfly at 06 Aug 2015 4.29pm
I wouldn't be happy. She's M*llwall! Any pictures?
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 09 Aug 15 9.35am |
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If I'm off for night out on the jar on a Saturday, I always make sure she's suitably exhausted before I go. Late afternoon and early evening on a Saturday, is always ironing, hoovering, washing up, doing the bins, and washing the clothes for the missus. Works every time.
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| 20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Bolton 09 Aug 15 10.07am |
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Keith Gillespie tells in his book of the time he went back to a woman's place [ not thinking she was married ].
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oghash  12 Aug 15 7.34am |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 06 Aug 2015 2.10pm
Quote oghash at 03 Aug 2015 7.52am
If it was Calvin Andrew i'd applaud. Congratulate him on finally scoring! Could be a nightmare if you were waiting for him to finish.... Lol, that's why candy crush was invented. Thanks for maknig me chuckle at the end of a night shift!
Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature. The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace. |
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