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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 12 Aug 15 3.29pm

Quote Superfly at 12 Aug 2015 1.42pm

I'm lost as to what part of the 'helping a chap to the toilet' procedure involves putting his Johnson in your cakehole

I would have thought that was the last thing you wanted when spit polishing old one's helmet

 


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jamiemartin721 Flag Reading 12 Aug 15 3.33pm

Quote Stuk at 12 Aug 2015 2.42pm

Guilty. How the f*** did it take 2 days?

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They watched the footage several times? If the guy didn't know, and was indeed asleep, isn't it technically a sexual assault.

There was an off duty police officer as a witness. Funny there is never an off duty police officer (or one on duty) when the drunks are fighting in the street at 2am outside our flat (Ever Wednesday between 1.30 and 2.30am).


 


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Quote jamiemartin721 at 12 Aug 2015 3.33pm

Quote Stuk at 12 Aug 2015 2.42pm

Guilty. How the f*** did it take 2 days?

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They watched the footage several times? If the guy didn't know, and was indeed asleep, isn't it technically a sexual assault.

There was an off duty police officer as a witness. Funny there is never an off duty police officer (or one on duty) when the drunks are fighting in the street at 2am outside our flat (Ever Wednesday between 1.30 and 2.30am).



Unless they're involved, and then it's never their fault.

 


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Hoof Hearted 12 Aug 15 4.26pm

Quote matt_himself at 11 Aug 2015 9.22pm

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Quote matt_himself at 11 Aug 2015 6.55pm

She looks like the sort of woman who would be a f***ing nightmare to be around after she had 'consumed three or four cans of cider'.

If I was the judge I would give her life and bollocks to whether it was extrajudicial or not.


Would you let her off if it was two or three bottles of Spitfire?

No. You can imagine the type. There you are, in the pub, trying to watch the football or cricket or darts, and then she bowls up, says something funny across the pub to all its patrons to get them interested in her, before getting thoroughly mortal, insulting everyone, getting into a very specific slanging match with someone over something very minor, before her being led out by a friend for a smoke, whilst the women is still spitting bile about something inconsequential that has offended her to the point of violence but with her make up now looking akin to something Kiss would go on stage wearing circa 1976, as it streaks down her face.

She will then befriend a psychotic looking lone drinker who makes threatening gestures to all in the bar who have somehow incurred this woman's wrath, she is pointing them out to him, then she leaves the pub declaring that all the customers are a 'bunch of w***ers' before declaring she is better than all of them before falling down the stairs giving everyone a glimpse of her piss stained knickers and bingo wings.

As a side note, normally on this type of pub night, the match you went to watch throws up a result that is completely opposite to what Palace need at the time, I.e., Sunderland win 3-0 away to a disinterested Man City in April.

I have encountered her sort, have had pleasant evenings ruined as a consequence and as a result plead with the Judge to hand down to her the harshest penalty available to him in this instance.


Leave it matt... she's not worth it!

 

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 12 Aug 15 4.28pm

Can someone confirm which one in the picture was giving the blow job?

 

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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 12 Aug 15 5.22pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

Its hard to swallow really.

 

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Quote Superfly at 12 Aug 2015 1.42pm

I'm lost as to what part of the 'helping a chap to the toilet' procedure involves putting his Johnson in your cakehole


I believe this type of activity is known as 'German' in the circles who indulge in such ungodly practices.

 


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View topcat's Profile topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 12 Aug 15 10.16pm Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

If the bloke was asleep, as the office duty cop said, how can he be fined?

 


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Quote topcat at 12 Aug 2015 10.16pm

If the bloke was asleep, as the office duty cop said, how can he be fined?

Dunno, but Ched Evans is following this case carefully.

 


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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 13 Aug 15 11.58am Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

Quote Stuk at 13 Aug 2015 11.22am

Quote topcat at 12 Aug 2015 10.16pm

If the bloke was asleep, as the office duty cop said, how can he be fined?

Dunno, but Ched Evans is following this case carefully.


Precisely. If the evidence is to believed (it's from an off-duty copper so presumably it is) then this bloke has a very real claim for sexual assault. Asleep AND p*ssed - yet he is held liable. Our legal system is odd, and no mistake.

 

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Quote npn at 13 Aug 2015 11.58am

Quote Stuk at 13 Aug 2015 11.22am

Quote topcat at 12 Aug 2015 10.16pm

If the bloke was asleep, as the office duty cop said, how can he be fined?

Dunno, but Ched Evans is following this case carefully.


Precisely. If the evidence is to believed (it's from an off-duty copper so presumably it is) then this bloke has a very real claim for sexual assault. Asleep AND p*ssed - yet he is held liable. Our legal system is odd, and no mistake.


The only difference would seem to be that she made a complaint and this bloke didn't.

 


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View sickboy's Profile sickboy Flag Deal or Croydon 13 Aug 15 4.06pm Send a Private Message to sickboy Add sickboy as a friend

good job they didnt spark up a post coital fag. be in the tower by now.

 

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