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View ASCPFC's Profile ASCPFC Online Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 15 Sep 15 4.47pm Send a Private Message to ASCPFC Add ASCPFC as a friend

I've always intended to be filthy rich and die shagging a far younger (female) p*** star. Surprised this hasn't been said already. Sorry to be sexist/genderist to all of those with different sexual preferences.

Edited by ASCPFC (15 Sep 2015 4.47pm)

 


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View Sedlescombe's Profile Sedlescombe Flag Sedlescombe 15 Sep 15 5.06pm Send a Private Message to Sedlescombe Add Sedlescombe as a friend

Quote alaneagle1 at 31 Aug 2015 9.00pm

On the Job.


What> Field Supporting?

 

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View NICK THE EAGLE's Profile NICK THE EAGLE Flag Coulsdon 15 Sep 15 5.30pm Send a Private Message to NICK THE EAGLE Add NICK THE EAGLE as a friend

Quote Hoof Hearted at 15 Sep 2015 11.15am

I have Parkinson's disease which is slowly taking hold and affecting my mobility, balance, ability to swallow, joints are seizing up etc.

I hope something comes along to curtail my longevity as my life will eventually become a living hell.

I'm too scared for the Dignitas solution right now though.


HOOF

Not very often I'm speechless but I am now.

Stay strong mate

 

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View Superfly's Profile Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 15 Sep 15 5.38pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Quote kingdowieonthewall at 15 Sep 2015 4.09pm

Often work off some pretty high scaffolds at times.
40-50ft plus
Try not to think about it.
Or falling into a very large pot of emulsion.


I second that emulsion

 


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View Cucking Funt's Profile Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 15 Sep 15 5.48pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Execution for war crimes.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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Quote Hoof Hearted at 15 Sep 2015 11.15am

I have Parkinson's disease which is slowly taking hold and affecting my mobility, balance, ability to swallow, joints are seizing up etc.

I hope something comes along to curtail my longevity as my life will eventually become a living hell.

I'm too scared for the Dignitas solution right now though.


Sorry to hear that hoofhearted. Always enjoy your posts on here. Keep with it.

 

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View doi209's Profile doi209 Flag Fighting for the weak and innocent... 15 Sep 15 6.13pm Send a Private Message to doi209 Add doi209 as a friend

Drown in a vat of varnish.
Rotten ending but a lovely finish.

I'll get my coat.

 

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View -TUX-'s Profile -TUX- Flag Alphabettispaghetti 15 Sep 15 6.20pm Send a Private Message to -TUX- Add -TUX- as a friend

Breaking the fall but saving the life of a painter working on scaffolding

 


Time to move forward together.

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Hoof Hearted 15 Sep 15 6.36pm

Thanks for all your lovely responses.

I'm good for a couple of seasons yet though.

I'm more worried about Bob (KDOTW) and his high dive from the scaffold into a tin of paint.

Overall it's the most spectacular demise suggested so far.

 

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View blind eagle's Profile blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 15 Sep 15 6.58pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

Quote alaneagle1 at 31 Aug 2015 9.00pm

On the Job.

Day or night job?

 

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View blind eagle's Profile blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 15 Sep 15 7.06pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

My football team we win the Premiership and the FA Cup and I shall die of surprise!

 

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View blind eagle's Profile blind eagle Flag Covington.Tennessee 15 Sep 15 7.18pm Send a Private Message to blind eagle Add blind eagle as a friend

Quote ASCPFC at 15 Sep 2015 4.47pm

I've always intended to be filthy rich and die shagging a far younger (female) p*** star. Surprised this hasn't been said already. Sorry to be sexist/genderist to all of those with different sexual preferences.

Edited by ASCPFC (15 Sep 2015 4.47pm)

Sounds as if you are half way to La La Land already.!
Take yourself in hand and you might grow old and begin enjoy sexual preferences.

 

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