You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Top tips
March 28 2024 5.21pm

Top tips

Previous Topic | Next Topic


Page 2 of 2 << First< 1 2

 

View Qwijibo's Profile Qwijibo Flag Bournemouth 05 Oct 15 9.29pm Send a Private Message to Qwijibo Add Qwijibo as a friend

Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.


This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Qwijibo's Profile Qwijibo Flag Bournemouth 06 Oct 15 11.16pm Send a Private Message to Qwijibo Add Qwijibo as a friend

Quote Qwijibo at 05 Oct 2015 9.29pm

Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.


This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.


Went really well btw

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View lankygit's Profile lankygit Flag Lincoln 07 Oct 15 12.10am Send a Private Message to lankygit Add lankygit as a friend

Quote Qwijibo at 06 Oct 2015 11.16pm

Quote Qwijibo at 05 Oct 2015 9.29pm

Quote lankygit at 05 Oct 2015 9.18pm

Make people think you own a parrot by applying bird droppings to one side of your jacket.


This is the most useful tip so far. Thank you for the input. Definitely going to trick people into thinking I've got a parrot tomorrow and they'll all think I'm a piratey f***ing boss.


Went really well btw


I`m pleased to have been of help Qwij.

 


Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Oct 15 9.29am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Save money on heating and water by simply pissing into the bath instead of the toilet. In no time you'll have a lovely tepid bath without having to even turn the taps on.

 




Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View jason7's Profile jason7 Flag croydon 07 Oct 15 10.16am Send a Private Message to jason7 Add jason7 as a friend

Save money on wedding photographs by finding out when the Google Streetview van’s passing the church and line up on the pavement.

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View robdave2k's Profile robdave2k Flag 07 Oct 15 10.25am Send a Private Message to robdave2k Add robdave2k as a friend

Pretend you're a Police Community Support Officer by just pretending to be a real Police Officer.

cats can be very costly pets when vet bills are taken into account - save money by slashing your own furniture with a stanley knife.

And my all time favourite

A next door neighbour's car aerial, carefully folded, makes an ideal coat hanger in an emergency

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 07 Oct 15 10.59am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I like:

Churchgoers. Save money by choosing a place of worship with a new roof.

 




Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View richard shaw (og)65's Profile richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 13 Oct 15 7.58am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

save getting speeding fines by obeying the law you c***s

 


interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View Red-Blue-Yellow's Profile Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 14 Oct 15 8.30pm Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

If you feel cold this winter, try standing in a corner for a while.

They are usually about 90 degrees.

 


I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
[Link]
twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum
Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View robforbe's Profile robforbe Flag cornwall 14 Oct 15 8.35pm Send a Private Message to robforbe Add robforbe as a friend

Governments, Want to create anarchy in your capital city?

Cut your police force to the bone!

(See KBLF's thread)

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply
View phil38's Profile phil38 Flag london 20 Oct 15 3.50pm Send a Private Message to phil38 Add phil38 as a friend

some good ol tips on my betfect account

 

Alert Alert a moderator to this post Edit this post Quote this post in a reply

 

Page 2 of 2 << First< 1 2

Previous Topic | Next Topic

You are here: Home > Message Board > General Talk > Top tips